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An Intro?

An abnormality focused side blog for headcanons, scenarios, and imagines. I think so much about these funky fellows and love to talk about them so this blog was a long time coming.

I will write for ships, reader insert, and general headcanon stuff.

As the title suggests, I don’t really specialize in the Sephirah. They’re neat, but I cannot write for them to save my life.

No NSFW. Please just don’t.

Nothing romantic for the child abnormalities. (Dreamind Current, Shy look Today, Laetita, Child of the Galaxy, etc.) This is for obvious reasons.

I’m very excited to start this!

#lobotomy corporation #lob corp #intro

Hi! I know you probably won’t see this but I love all your head cannons and all of your art!

The way you designed the abnos are really cool and I just had to type it out.

Rising from the dead to say thank you!!!! That makes me rlly happy tbh.

(One day I’m tempted to return to this blog proper as I am still very much into project moon/lcb lives in my head rent free… but I miss the abnos and the limbus abnos are so so so cool and i have so many thoughts of them.)

#thank u again it rlly means a lot to me #this blog was something i made while i was in late highschool and god. i miss it

virorbmaster

absolutely losing it over this woman’s vlog to hamhampangpang where upon finishing her meal she waves goodbye to laetitia and then FLIPS THE KID OFF

straight up middle finger at this little idiot AND THEN SHE FLIPS OFF THE SILENT ORCHESTRA

flip off an ALEPH while she’s at it, powerful stuff

#W

kiz-laurant

yeah I love merch day

#THE GUN TRIO #HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #i want so bad

do you ever just misread it as "knight of depression"

NO BUT NOW ITS IN MY BRAIN

I love redqueen. 10/10 dynamic. But do you have any head cannons for… redapple? (Little Red/Snow White’s apple) i’d like to imagine that red accidentally rescued her one day and she was like, “oh, it all makes sense now.”.

NEVER CONSIDERED THIS BUT

The idea of Snow White’s Apple having a bisexual awakening is sending me oh my god.

The event started after Red was contracted to take down Apple after breaching. Since Red can endure a good amount of black damage as well as readily being able to chase Apple down when she moves hallways.

The suppression went as normal, until right before Red defeated her. Apple’s base vines got damaged, and she began to fall.

Unlike anything before though, Red caught her before she hit the ground. Even if only held for a second before being gently placed on the ground to be escorted back to containment, something about it made Snow White’s Apple’s rotten core flutter.

Just like a prince would, she was held bridal style, with strong arms wrapped tightly around her so that she was safe and sound.

Maybe if she breached again, those strong arms would hold her once more.

As for actual relationship stuff: honestly I think with Apple’s shyness it’d be more of a one sided sort of thing, as she just pines for Red and gets flustered when she sees her. However, I am one of many ships (See here: Red with Qoh, Red with KoD, and Red with KoG. Theres probably more too because i am a simple lesbian but you get the picture.)

Though the thought of Red finding out about the crush and giving Apple a peck on the cheek with no mask is incredibly sweet to me.

#little red riding hooded mercenary #snow white’s apple #headcanons #lobotomy corporation

What would happen if warm hearted Woodsmen stumbles across the heart of aspiration?

Most likely try to shove it in his chest. That and the Heart probably would “fuse” slightly and cause essentially a buffed Woodsman more akin to what was seen in Ruina.

Honestly for creepiness sake i say it makes the woodsman look as if he has some sort of meat moss as the Heart joins with him.

#headcanons #lobotomy corporation #warm hearted woodsman #heart of aspiration #meat moss time babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@ the 2 abnos in 1 cell: laetitia and galaxy child besties sleepover

Honestly I think all the kids could get along together. But whether that means mass violence or them doing arts and crafts is a dice roll.

#others headcanons

At least one employee has put in a suggestion for company provided therapy.

At least one other has most definitely put in a separate suggestion to extend it to the abnormalities.

Some of them need immediate mental help and/or a hug

HONESTLY YEAH

But at the same time, this would only be enacted in the case of no other options. As the game is partly a commentary on Capitalism and Employees are seen as extremely expendable (while there are drawbacks to losing them, Angela hammers in this fact) but at the same time

Hod exists too, so I can see her attempting to help.

Then again, theres also the case that in my opinion, the manager could give a shit whether an agent and an abno become close. Why shut it down if its helping get more energy? And if they die, they die.

Then again child abno playdates are still a thing that lives in my head because maybe that can work out if they have clearance to passive breach.

#misc #others headcanons

This is probably an odd one to ask for but do you have any headcanons for The Price of Silence?

ALRIGHTY WHAT BETTER WAY TO COME BACK TO THIS BLOG

Price of Silence is unable to be effected by the tt2 procedures and callbacks. In its presence, time feels obsolete, simultaneously too fast and too slow. Some agents even mention feeling their hearts beat so fast, that the beats blurred together into nothing.

The clocks face is much more akin to that of an eye. It looks around at those who approach, but that’s the most you’ll get from it.

Time is a luxury, a luxury that is abused by those with tt2 assets. Thus, this abnormality does not take kindly to those who waste or take advantage of time.

Those who die from the clocks toll are left with roman numerals burned into their skin above their heart. They glow green in the lowlight.

Its unknown exactly why the Price of Silence was no longer tended to by the facility, instead being placed away and rendered inactive. However, rumors have spread that it was actually Hokma’s decision.

#the price of silence #lobotomy corporation #headcanons

kiz-laurant

Death is…

#der freischütz #little red riding hooded mercenary #funeral of the dead butterflies #red my beloved

speci-society

Not a day goes by where i dont think about how all of the whitenight apostles wear stilettos

#fasion

fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202

i'm docile. i'm vicious. i think flesh is delicous. i'm being contained. i'm oozing green fluids. i'm made out of slime. i'm the creature. and god help whoever disrespects the creature