hurts a little more

kris. Taurus. any pronouns. my plant/cottagey side blog is @lil-leaf-boy

[mikufanclub]

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted.

[dogpuppy]

[tgirlmaomao]

if you pee in your pants you pee in real life #punk

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[tall]

[senatortedcruz]

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

[senatortedcruz]

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

[aire1111]

50 foreskin dollars

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[afloweroutofstone]

My prediction for the evolution of deepfake AI

[afloweroutofstone]

We’re past the hump now and we’re not even getting good memes out of it

[talons-and-stucco]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[doubleca5t]

> looking for a new discourse

> ask the poster if this discourse is a well documented irl issue or bullshit interpersonal grievances

> she doesn't understand

> pull out detailed diagram explaining what is irl issue and what's bullshit grievances

> she laughs and says "it's a good discourse ma'am"

> open post

> it's grievance

[doubleca5t]

[iftadwascool]

David Lynch on Twin Peaks

[yamada-ryo]

[efoxgirl]

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

[crazysodomite]

Oh my god

[amberthetransvixen]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[vampiredoriangray]

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

[just--icy]