its really unfortunate that padme no longer used the body double approach to security after aotc because the concept of the queen of fakeout deaths being married to the guy who loses his shit at the thought of her dying is honestly the wildest fucking thing and i think it's underutilised. let's give anakin a few trial runs before his big breakdown ok. maybe seeing padme getting assassinated live on space tv on a monthly basis will let him microdose on acceptance and inner peace. he can get into a different stage of grief each time and maybe when rots rolls around he will be fine
aweee 🤍🤍 my full grown 30 year old mannnn 🤍🤍🤍🤍 aaweeee so cuteeee!! 🤍🤍 like a fluffy bunnnyyy!! my 38 year old man 🤍🤍🤍 with a horrible haircut 🤍 and he pays taxes!! aweee my little grown up man who goes to work everyday!!! 🤍🤍🤍 grown ass man nearing 40 🤍🤍🤍 grown ass man with warrants against him for punching a clerk in the face 🤍🤍🤍🤍 ugly ass grown mannnn 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
straight up in the justice league international gardnering my guy till i fire out ice from my blue beetle. boosting my gold, too. thinking about martianing that manhunter while i do, if you can even handle that.
ever wondered what rabbit / bunny breeds some green lanterns are? dont worry. bunny fanatic hexed is here to help you.
rabbits below the cut.
i think guy gardner is a flemish giant.
you'll see flemish giants a lot in this list, but it honestly just makes sense. especially for guy. look at this fat ginger rabbit and tell me it's not our favourite douchebag.
i think kyle rayner is a californian rabbit.
californian bunnies tend to be very calm, affectionate but stubborn. my friend has owned a californian and boy, they hate getting picked up or bossed around!! kyle doesn't like having his life be told for him.
i think hal jordan is a rex rabbit.
rex rabbits are good-willed, calm, docile and stubborn- just like a californian! pun intended because.. you know.. hal is from california but he's not a californian!! just stick with me here PLEASE i need to share my bunnies.
their fur's very luxurious and makes them kinda look like the king of the rabbit species, they're the ideal bunny you think of. like how you think of hal when you think of a green lantern.
i think john stewart is a french lop.
they have a gentle temperament, but aren't easily cared for. they can be stubborn and need a lot more space to stretch their legs, but they always mean well. kinda like john!! i dont have anything else to say, i just think he works well as a bunny with flat ears.
i think jessica cruz is an angora.
angora's are very loyal and empathetic bunnies, while also being a bit extra. like jess, these rabbits are cunty as hell. jessica cruz i love you and you are an angora bunny, ive decided now
i think simon baz is a flemish giant.
no words. just pick up a simon comic then look at this fat fucking bunny. you nod in agreement with me, you see.
i think kilowog is a flemish giant.
kilowog's a gentle giant, and not just because of his size. he's a loyal mentor and has a brilliant mind other than a brute appearance. that being said kilowog i am free on saturdays please call
i think thaal sinestro is a tolai hare.
not quite a bunny, but looks like the bunny you'd want as a pet if not for the eyes. sinestro fits in and simultaneously doesn't.
i will not take criticism. you will take my bunny lanterns from my cold dead hands. i dont know much about the other lanterns so please shove your own bunny headcanons at me, too.
bruce haters will present you with a thirty-year-old panel of bruce beating up a drug addict and say here i have undeniable proof that batman is a bad guy actually and if you say don't you think this was politically motivated and says more about the writer than batman himself they will respond with well my favorite character never beat up any drug addicts as part of a misguided attempt by dc to discourage teenagers from abusing methamphetamines in the mid-nineties (not their exact words) and then you have to find a nice way to tell them that their favorite character is culturally insignificant 😔
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