[censorbotoffical]

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[cczzzx-deactivated20221118]

sending this as anon cause i'm shy but do you like chubby white dudes

what

[theodorekaczynski]

[cowdragons]

HEY HELLO?

[tredlocity]

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

[tredlocity]

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

[headache-hotel]

No but this is google surveys. Here’s 20 cents, how many kids do you have. Here’s 50 cents, what’d you buy at cvs an hour ago.

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[rotgospels]

is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

[t-aash]

Catholics at prayer

[gingerswagfreckles]

Every social media is down except tumblr and discord. If god hates gays why do we keep winning!!!!! 🥇 🏆 🏳️‍🌈

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wingdingle]

this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals

[ookamikuro]

Isn’t this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jackson’s estate?

[gay-jewish-bucky]

I looked it up

yeah it is, ifdsdhgk

[chilewithcarnage]

world heritage post

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[loveonarooftop]

are social medias down again exept for tumblr

[nutsacktorturer]

a cockroach will survive a nuclear bomb

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[usamirenko]

 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

[yumr11]

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

tumblr and their 20 users

[softcells]

they went to twitter to say this they didnt even bother with it here

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Comfortable hole, bye “

[neospacegov]

Going outside with autism/adhd like *feels all the bushes* *stops to look at a bug* *reads all the signs out loud* *stops to look at a bug* *stops to look at a bug* *feels all the bushes* *stomps on a leaf* *reads all the sign ou

[mewichigogamer-deactivated20201]

[neospacegov]

KARL MARX??

[mewichigogamer-deactivated20201]

OH MY GODHFD i DIDN'T MEAN TO ADD AN IMAGE MY MISTAKE

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[noticemk]

look at this fucking album cover