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I really should write something. Or at least post about my OC's in general. Issue is, i myself am not an artist. So... I can't trickle-feed an audience nearly as well as someone who actually is.
"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the boiling oil
"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"
i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist
With the utmost sincerity: What is it that you love about Borderlands?
The problem is that I must always describe what Borderlands is like at its peak, when it truly lives up to all that it's supposed to be. This is, unfortunately, not always, and for long periods it's been "not often."
There is nothing quite like Borderlands. For all that Borderlands sometimes fails to live up to its own promise, nobody has ever gotten close to Borderlands. Rage 2 tried to copy it whole hog and was dogshit. Destiny 2 has slowly but surely vanished up its own ass. Overwatch and its ten dozen knockoffs have made half-hearted attempts at its style but never gotten close to the series' charm.
At its best, the appeal of Borderlands is this: serious, meaningful stories that just so happen to take place in a fundamentally unserious world.
The world of Borderlands is stupid. The world of Borderlands is very, very stupid. It's absurd. It's asinine. It's an absolute clownshow. It's Cowboy Bebop as written by the Onion. Everything is either run by corporations or abandoned by them, which leads to the juxtaposition of bright, shining iPod Futurism with Mad Max scavenger world chaos. Everyone has become the most extreme and unhinged version of themselves.
And when it is at its best, Borderlands has the courage to say: okay, so this world might be a truly absurd and farcical place, but what if you actually had to live there? What then? What if we were to extend to this world some suspension of disbelief? What if we were to look at this world we've created and treat it as a place that could exist? What stories could we tell in such a place? How do the unique aspects of our worldbuilding allow us to tell unique stories?
This is what allows moments like the time in Borderlands 2 where Handsome Jack uses Eridium slag to mutate Bloodwing and make you fight her, then when you win, blows her head off with a bomb collar, and treats this as a genuinely horrifying act and a genuine loss of a character who someone truly loved. Then Jack fucks around trying to find a violin, can't find it for like ten minutes and then gets mad when his cruel joke doesn't land, and it's genuinely hilarious, because this is the exact kind of petty, malicious, insecure douchebag he is.
When it works - and trust me, as a fan of the series, I know it often doesn't - there is nothing quite like Borderlands. There is nothing that can quite match the simultaneous absurdity and sincerity of Borderlands when Borderlands believes in itself. I just wish it did so more often.
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CoDZ rendition of the painting, “Dance" by Henri Matisse.
daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch
i’m sorry but what the actual fuck
a cackling witch
listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull
you’ are biased against my skull
i’m not having this argument again man
They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn
peace and love on planet earth….
Starting a collection
no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed
Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me
Something bad has been happening to me lately. I keep saying “oh a puppy” when i see something i find cute. I was on a walk on the cliffs and I saw a slug and said it because i thought I was alone, but then an old lady on her walk teleported behind me and said “Im afraid not…”
aht efel hæfð gelamp a me niwane. ic cweðe "la hwelp" hwanne ic locie aht leoflic. ic eode on glofe and ic locode snegel and hit cwæð forþam ic gewende þæt ic wæs æne, ac þa eald cwen in hire færelde gelende bæfte me and cwæð "ic ne swa gewenie "
^ time travelling imp transcribing my post onto parchment for the town bulletin of their fave anglo saxon settlement, Rendlæsham, in 732 AD
Been getting back into Borderlands recently
atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe
christian pitcher throws a christian baby
explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured