just headcanons from stupid people

[uhsolikethis]

At the start of Sam and Buckys relationship, things are a little rocky because Sam's love language is quality time, which is weird for Bucky because people usually don't want to be around him (unless they want to hurt him) so he's used to being alone.

Buckys love language is acts of service, which is weird for Sam because he's usually the one doing everything for others at the cost of his own mental health, so he's used to being independent.

Eventually they work things out.

[headcanonpalace]

Here are more headcanons/ similarities of Ladynoir and Superbat because I'm way to invested in these ships.

1. Cat Noir and Batman both flirt with their superhero partner.

While Cat Noir as hero is generally more flirtatious and shows his affection towards Ladybug, Batman is secretive and behaves extremely professional.

Nonetheless both of them have some amazing pick-up lines they (sometimes) use at the worst time possible. And let me tell you, you can't compare these lines to cheesy stuff like 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'. No, these guys are pros at flirting and know how to use words.

Ladybug is used to this and found a way to hide her excitement, so Cat Noir has to get creative. Batman on the other hand can easily turn indestructible superman into a blushing mess, what makes things so much more fun for him.

2. Clark and Marinette love watching their partner.

Sure, you can say it's the same with Bruce/ Adrien but I see some differences here.

Both Clark and Marinette do things that require a good eye for the little things. The things someone else might not pay attention to.

Clark naturally does ist with his superpowers, the job as journalist does the rest. With Marinette it's nearly the same, she just loves to create fashion instead.

So both of them directly see the habits their partner has. A furrowed brow, chewing on lips, playing with a pencil while thinking.

They love to watch Bruce/ Adrien without any ulterior motives (because let's be honest, that's what Bruce does. He observes and doesn't just look) and enjoy the time they spend together.

Every glance while their partner isn't looking makes their day.

3. They danced around each other for so long everyone went mad.

This should explain itself pretty good. I think both ships had a really long 'talking stage'.

After they revealed their identities and found out about the alterego of their crush things got awkward. It took some time to adjust and accept the fact partner and crush are the same, but they became an even better team afterwards.

After that it got clear pretty fast that feelings were involved (for everyone except Superbat and Ladynoir).

I think at this point eveyone knew that the pairs were head over heels for each other, wether it were Alya, Plagg and Chloé or Alfred, Lois or any of the batkids.

At first it was funny watching them dance around each other. All the tension, flirting and 'dates' that definetly weren't dates.

Then it got annoying. Time went by and nothing happend. No progress at all. How could they be so dense?

The fun was gone and all the superbat/ ladynoir interactions made their friends and family nearly explode. Even some help (from Dick or Alya) didn't work out.

When the ships finally sailed Lois was throwing a party, just as Alya.

4. Batman and Cat noir love the strength of their partner (not in a sexual way).

Superman is incredibly strong, I don't think i need to say much more. This guy can move planets if he wanted to.

Ladybug might not move planets, but let me tell you, this girl can carry buses, buildings, even the Eiffel tower.

With superbat it's easy to say that superman is physically stronger, with ladynoir it's a little different. I think they are nearly equally as powerful with Ladybug being a little stronger.

In the beginning this fact wasn't really that spectacular to Batman/ Cat Noir until their partner did something to show their power and they were simply at awe.

Were they fascinated? Impressed? In love?

Maybe (for sure) all of it. From that moment on they always watched Ladybug/ Superman secretly while fighting because them beeing so absurdly strong makes them feel things.

They may be jealous sometimes, but most of the time they just love their partner for beeing so strong and using it for the greater good.

[headcanonpalace]

Superbat and Ladynoir are literally the same.

Okay, hear me out.

First we have the obvious similarities.

Both pairs are superheroes and as such work together really well.

As relatively ordinary people they know each other, but wouldn't necessarily trust one another with their life.

Then there are the characters themselves. We have the clumsy, naive one that's an actual badass superhero with red in their costume (Clark and Marinette). And the rich, cool one with some trauma, dead parents and a black costume (Bruce and Adrien).

Then there's the love square in both ships.

Where its clear that Marinette has a crush on Adrien and Adrien on Ladybug, its a little harder to tell with superbat.

But first Ladybug. From the beginning we know that Marinette is more or less in love with Adrien while he really likes Ladybug. Througout the series these feelings shift and they learn to love both their alter egos.

I like to imagine superbat go trough a similiar process, just a little different.

At the beginning Clark has a crush on Bruce. The billionare might seem like a playboy and asshole but Clark knows better. He knows about all the charity work he does and his kids. Oh, how Bruce loves his children, it makes Clarks heart flutter. Meanwhile Batman is head over heels in love with Superman. He hates it but can't help himself. Superman with his puppy eyes, the heroic behaviour and his need to make Batman feel at ease.

Over time they get to know and love each other.

Both pairs have to go through highs and lows and never have much time for themselves because they have to safe their city, but they manage.

Bonus: If either relationship ever becomes public they'll get extremely popular, because everyone loves them.

[hiveswap]

"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

[hiveswap]

Old friend (derogatory(sexual intent))

[galactic-mystics-writes]

"Old friend" (we were friends once.)

"Old friend" (maybe even lovers once)

"Old friend" (you say it so softly with too much knowing in your voice.)

"Old friend" (who left first? I dont remember now)

"Old friend" (the only thing i do remember)

"Old friend" (is that love doesnt really die)

"Old friend" (but it does rot)

[hiveswap]

Woah hi hello

[lemonmangosorbet]

TAKES CARE OF IT??!

[eddiebrockrocks]

I need everyone to know that not only does Venom “take care of Eddie”, Eddie is legitimately sexually aroused by Venom itself.

[sweatyeddieandaliengoo]

[messmonte]

THE monsterfucker. He’s an Icon.

[make-way-for-the-homo-superior]

ok listen it is the middle of the night but i'm getting fucking emotional over the way erik flirts??? because it's just so cute?? he's just so cheeky PLEASE I'M GOING TO CRY?? I MEAN HE WILL JUST SAY OR DO SOMETHING TO TEASE CHARLES AND THEN TRY TO ACT ALL INNOCENT I'M GOING TO THROW UP!! and i don't even know why this is affecting me so much BUT LISTEN CHARLES. JUST. FUCKING TRIES TO ACT LIKE DISAPPOINTED OR WHATEVER BUT HE JUST FAILS?? PLEASEEE WHAT IS THIS "what? you know you were thinking the same thing" PLEASE I REALLY WANTED TO SEE MORE OF THAT SIDE OF ERIK. IT MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL THE LITTLE SMIRK HE DOES EVERY TIME PLEASE HE DESERVES THE WORLD ACTUALLY!! "what an adorable lab rat you make charles" AGAIN THE FUCKING SMIRK AAAAH!! AND THEIR DYNAMIC IS HONESTLY SO CUTE BECAUSE CHARLES TRIES SO HARD TO ACT ANNOYED BUT HE FUCKING FAILS SPECTACULARLY AND ERIK FUCKING KNOWS THAT CHARLES ISN'T DISAPPOINTED BUT STILL KEEPS UP THE THINLY VEILED INNOCENT ACT?? BECAUSE AGAIN IT'S NOT EVEN BELIEVABLE INNOCENCE OR ANYTHING HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING AND HE IS CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO DO IT!!! I KNOW I'M NOT MAKING A LOT OF SENSE BUT IT'S JUST SO CUTE TO ME HELP?? "no helmet, i couldn't disobey you even if i wanted to" WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH "i'll go easy on you, might finally be a fair fight" STOP BECAUSE THEY ARE AT ODDS AT THESE POINTS BUT IF THEY WEREN'T I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT CHARLES WOULD HAVE LOOKED AT ERIK WITH IDK THAT FOND AND SLIGHTLY EXASPERATED LOOK AND ERIK WOULD HAVE (not so) INNOCENTLY SAID "what" AGAIN WITH THAT SMIRK BECAUSE? THAT IS HIS WAY OF FLIRTING?? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION BUT I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT HIM AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[re3koning]

gay rep be like “kyaaaaaah!!! i like a boy but… im a boy >////<?!?!” meanwhile queerbait will be like “There is so much more to you than you know. Not just pain and anger. There is good, too. I felt it.” and “I want you by my side. All of us together, protecting each other. We want the same thing.” and “You abandoned me! You took her, and you abandoned me!” and

[hakunawakanda]

“The Professor I know would never turn his back on someone who lost their path. Especially someone he loved”

Logan to Charles, about Erik.

X-men, days of future past.

[headcanonpalace]

Something is missing…

Well not anymore (:

[headcanonpalace]

A probably incomplete list of actions X-men heroes would do on social media:

-X-men is a mess, all students have Instagram Accounts. There would be a lot of fanpages for them and some students would be smug about it. Hank doesn’t like it and has to talk about it with a lot of them.

-Young Erik und young Charles (if they would live now) would post pictures together (they are canon, we don’t need prove) Both accounts are set to private. There would be a lot of rumors about them, but they would never confirm it because privacy is important to them. Also they are roommates…

-Peter Maximoff goggles and reads fanfictions about himself. He shitposts that Erik is his dad. He also loves memes.

-Scott Summers is the golden retriever boy on the internet. He doesn’t participate in the bet about having the most followers. He would easily win though.

-Wolverine is never on the internet and doesn’t wants his pictures there. But he can’t do much about it.

-X-force is one of Deadpool’s Insta Accounts. He tries to gain more followers then the X-men

-Deadpool has so many fanaccounts. For example for Captain America, Colossus and Thor. He posts fanart or fanfiction where he ships them with himself. He has a worrying amount of readers.

[headcanonpalace]

A probably incomplete list of actions MCU heroes would do on social media:

(Part 2)

-Sam Wilson has Tiktok and Insta. He has a lot of fans, but also gets a lot of hate, because he is a person of colour and he accepted the role as Captain America. He knew what was coming and he can withstand the pressure, even if its difficult sometimes. He focuses on his loyal and good fans on social media, because haters and racist don’t deserve his attention. And he has a lot of fans and is a role model especially for young people. He has to follow a lot of important politicians on Instagram.

On Tiktok he shows a different side of himself and makes videos in his superhero suit with amazing transitions and answers questions about him. Sometimes they’re funny and sometimes they get really serious.

-Bucky Barnes understands the Internet very quickly, but doesn’t post anything. He is happy about fanart and nice messages, although he thinks he doesn’t need the attention. He tends to hold back, but enjoys the content. He joins Sam in Peter’s YouTube videos where they talk about serious topics, like trauma and PTSD because both experience it and they hope to help others with the video. They do and receiver a lot of thankful comments. Bucky also has a TikTok account to watch Sams TikToks.

-Loki (if he would be on social media) would make decent thirsttraps. There would be a lot of weirdos, who would love it, but a majority would hate him for what he did on Earth. Eventually he would be banned from all platforms.

-Rhodey has an Insta account, which he never uses. He has only posted two pictures. But he retweets news from all over the world on his Twitter account. Sometimes he feels a little bit to old for social media, even though he knows he has fans there. When Peters asks him, if he would help him with one of his videos it blows up, because of Rhodey’s dry humor, people love it.

-Scott Lang is on every platform. He has a few thousand lovely follower. Sometimes the internet still manages to scare him. He discovered fanfiction and found a few about himself. After that he decided to take a social media detox for a few weeks.

-Thor was thrilled by the Internet when Jane showed it to him. He did a few science videos with Bruce about electricity (Bruce needed his powers for an experiment). He is also the typical Instagram Dad. He posts random pictures without any explanation or puts Jokes in his story.

-Clint Barton isn’t on social media. He just wants to retire.

-Doktor Strange isn’t on social media. But one day he discovers that his cape is. It is verified and has a few million follower. He asks Wong about it. He explains to him that it was Peter’s idea and Wong helped him. Stange doesn’t think its funny, but lets his cape get the fame.

-Carol Danvers has to safe other planets. But there is a lot of fanart of her on the internet.

Thank you @chocolate-moonshine (an amazing beta reader)

[headcanonpalace]

A probably incomplete list of actions MCU heroes would do on social media:

(Part 1)

-Pre no way home Peter Parker has an Avengers YouTube Account, but no citizen knows who runs it. He posts videos with the Avengers like cooking videos or them reacting to Tweets.Maybe he has a Tiktok Account as Spider-Man, where he explains science to his followers in his costume.

-Wanda and Vision have a couple Instagram Account. It has a beautiful and simple aesthetic with perfect pictures of them. You can see them going on a hike or laughing together. There are also pictures with their kids. Strangely, they haven’t posted anything in a few months.

-MJ has Tumblr without a doubt. She posts her sick drawings there. She also uses Pinterest for inspiration. She has Instagram and Tiktok but isn’t active.

-Tony Stark has Twitter. He makes sarcastic and controversial Tweets. Either you love him or you hate him. He says what he thinks and that doesn’t always have to be right. He receives a lot of hate. He also has fanart as his profile picture and changes it regularly.

-Natasha Romanoff surprisingly uses social media a lot when there are no missions and she doesn’t have to hide from the government. She shows how she trains and explains a few simple self-defense techniques. She’s obviously a feminist. She fights against the bad guys and against everyday sexism. She also has fanart as her profile picture and her community is amazing for the most part.

-Bruce Banner helped Peter with a few of his Spider-Man science videos. His videos are very popular. He also did a few YouTube Videos, where he explains simple science and everyone thinks he is good at explaining. His account is called “Bruce science corner”. He also posts science facts on Twitter and reposts fanarts. On Instagram he sometimes posts weird Selfies with really bad lighting.

-Shuri is a Meme Lord. She had Vine and has Reddit and Discord. She makes the best science memes. No one knows her true identity there. On Instagram, however, she shows her more official and royal side. Sometimes her nerd side shows itself and she posts videos from the laboratory in her story.

She knows Peter Parker from a Discord server and they are internet friends. She’s also becoming friends with MJ. Somehow they have the same sense of humor.

-Shang-Chi has an Insta fanaccount along with Katy for some of the avengers. They made it while they were drunk. Somehow they managed to get a few thousand followers through a few posts and it would be a shame to delete the account. On his private account he posts pictures with Katy and Wong at the karaoke. He loves Memes and always sends them to Katy.

-Wong is a swiftie and he was so proud, when she followed him back on his insta. He doesn’t post often, but when he does, its either videos of him partying or videos about topics that are close to his heart.

-Steve Rogers tries at least.

Thank you @chocolate-moonshine (an amazing beta reader)

[headcanonpalace]

Part 2

Does Bucky Barnes know how to drive?

Sam and his Family often went on road trips when he was younger.

They packed a few clothes and food and drove for hours, spending the night at the little cottage of their uncle.

During the ride they ate snacks, played fun little games or Sam just stared out of the window to watch the passing landscape.

Altogether Sam loved these trips and spending time with his family.

He knew that his road trip with bucky wouldn't be like the ones with his family, but he did not expect that.

It sure as hell is funny to watch bucky drive, but its also very ... exhausting.

Bucky sits in the car, his hands gripping the steering wheel like his life depends on it. His face goes pale every time another vehicle gets a little closer to them and Sam worries that Bucky might rip the steering wheel out of its spot.

Although this behaviour alarms Sam, especially when Buckys metal arm nearly crushes the steering wheel, he still has to stop himself from laughing every time the super soldier starts to panic as soon as anything happens on the street.

Besides, Sam knows that deep down Bucky could handle any situation, even with this little experience in driving a car.

The first hour they drove in complete silence, only interrupted by buckys heavy breathing, Sams muffled laughs and his instructions every now and then.

After a few minutes in particular overwhelming silence, Sam feels like he is going to freak out and turns the radio on.

The soft sounds of an old rock song echos through the car and Sam cant stop himself from humming the lyrics, getting a dirty look from bucky wo just maneuvered the car past a truck.

Sam grins at Bucky, still quielty humming.

A few songs play on the radio and Sam gets more confident with every guitar note that fills the inside of the car.

He starts with soft humming and goes to singing at the top of his lungs.

At first, bucky shoots him evil looks and rolls with his eyes nearly every second, angry because Sam distracts him, but with every new song that plays he relaxes more. At some point he even quietly hums the song, that is playing on the radio.

After the news a new melody starts to play and Sam and Bucky look at each other.

In the past they often talked about the music and the artists they liked, but never really got into detail, though in the moment Sam looks at Bucky and sees the delight in his eyes he knows that they both love this one.

Sam turns the volume up and watches Bucky nervously singing the first lyrics. He cant deny that bucky singing along to the song with his cheeks just the slightest bit pink is the cutest thing ever.

Sam breathes in and also begins to sing carelessly, noticing the smile that is plastered on Buckys face right away.

From that moment on, the tense atmosphere in the car is gone and they happily hum the songs playing in the radio.

[headcanonpalace]

Part 1

Does Bucky Barnes know how to drive?

Honestly, i'm pretty sure Bucky can drive but for this headcanon i imagine that he can't and Sam wants to teach him.

It starts when they plan a roadtrip from NYC to Sams family in Lousiana.

They look for a good route and a car to rent when Sam asks Bucky if he wants to drive the first part of the route or if Sam should start.

Buckys face falls just for a second before he tensely mumbles that he cant drive. Sure, he can ride a motorcycle with ease, but he never learnd how to drive a car, cause he simply never needed to.

Sam is shocked and decides to teach Bucky. There are enough empty streets where they can practice and still somehow get to Louisiana.

Bucky is not really thrilled about Sams idea, but agrees to it because Sam is begging him like a little child.

They plan a good route to drive, get their stuff together and the roadtrip can begin.

Sam knows Bucky, the super soldier with the staring problem and the big heart deep down. At this point he would even call Bucky more than just a co-worker.

Sam expects Bucky to drive like he fights. Completely focused and smooth like a cat.

Oh, how wrong he was with that guess.

The moment bucky sits behind the steering wheel, the engine of the car roaring soothingly in the background, his expression fills with panic.

Sam has never seen Bucky so frightened since the moment they first met and he wants to laugh about it, but he cant.

Bucky tries to fight the panic, doesnt want to show this weak emotions, but he cant.

His face gives his real feelings away and Sam feels sorry for him.

Sam doesnt think about laughing for another second. Instead he explains everything Bucky needs to know about driving, pointing to the padels and the gearstick while talking.

Bucky listens concentrated and Sam can see that a little bit of the tension leaves the super soldiers body, which makes him breath a sigh of relief.

When they start a first attempt of driving Bucky stalls the engine and Sam can see the disappointment in the winter soldiers face, the anger with himself.

Sam tries to cheer bucky up as good as he could and the second time he tries the car starts to run.

Bucky doesnt even hide his big smile when the car rolls the first few meters across the street and Sam cant hide his own joy about it.

Soon after this little 'win' the engine starts to roar unhealthily and Sam doesnt need to look to know what the problem is.

He grabs one of buckys hands that are clutched to the steering wheel and gets a panicked look from him.

Sam leads Buckys hand to the gear stick and lets the super soldier grab it.

With buckys warm hand beneath his Sam shifts from first to second gear and the engine starts to quiet.

Bucky smiles cautiously and soon after they shift from second to third gear.

Sam lets his hand rest on Buckys a little longer than necessary before he pulls it back and grins to himself.