just your average 6th ranger playing games

He/They | Retired Sixth Ranger Streamer | 32 years https://www.twitch.tv/headlessphoenix_

[tall]

[conker-shell]

You there boy! What day is it?

[regicidal-defenestration]

[conker-shell]

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[decy-press]

🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting 🔔 ting

[maersiniathwen]

[charl0ttan]

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You didn't pre-order that figure that had a pre order window of 2 weeks 6 years ago and how it's $700 on ebay

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You didn't know about the ip because it was popular when you were 7 and the only official plushie tgat was ever made in 2008 is $50000 on mercari

[madmonksandmaenads]

This is what being into occult texts is like. My dumb ass wasn't even collecting sabbatic texts when she was 6, what a fucking idiot.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Yes collecting overpriced anime figures is exactly like the occult I'm glad someone said it

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[samreich]

CITATION NEEDED?!!!

[robertreich]

I guess we'll never know.

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[the-rat12]

History is written by victors

[tentacleteapot]

yeah well Victor fucking bit me

[azulcrescent]

[outofcontexttokusatsu]

[monsterhunter04]

[septiseph]

the silliest sun god

[hirudoratheexplorer]