Marceline

Autistic - They/Them

[discount-supervillain]

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[energyprison]

[rocketbirdie]

very nice suggestions tumblr, thank you

[crowplanet]

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[headspace-hotel]

thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic

"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

luck is a skill

[yard666sale]

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[rigormarcy]

Before and after smoking my gummy bear cigarette

[segamascott]

[senatortedcruz]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk