୨୧ ・ would you still love me if i was a mitachurl?
┈➤ characters : al haitham, baizhu, diluc, albedo, scaramouche, xiao, dottore, tighnari, kaeya, cyno, itto, ayato, zhongli, venti, heizou.
┈➤ synopsis : y/n is back at it again! whatever will be their answers?
·➳ al haitham, baizhu, diluc, albedo
he's confused, if you could say so. well what could he expect from you, your always up to one thing or another. it's not the first time you've asked things like this, first was a hilichurl, second was a slime. and now he has to deal with this. not like he's not enjoyed by your erratic behaviour. he's never quite sure what to make of it, but that's what he loves about you.
·➳ scaramouche, xiao, dottore.
he's not amused, at all. instead, he's quite serious, his expression solemn and unsmiling, implying that he has other enjoyable stuff to be doing that dating a mitachurl. he firmly believes that his time is precious, and he is investing it wisely by avoiding a potentially 'draining' situation. honestly, he's had enough of these stupid questions. he's thinking about getting you a job or giving you more tasks to cut off the free time you had, certainly only using it to find ridiculous questions like that.
"that won't happen though."
·➳ tighnari, kaeya, cyno.
he was clueless of what peculiar questions he was being posed. he sees no point in being asked the question if it wasn't going to happen. he shrugged his shoulders, feeling amused and confused at the same time. he wondered why he was being asked such peculiar questions if they weren't going to come to fruition with anything. understands the little game your trying, but doesn't want to give you the pleasure of him giving you a proper answer.
·➳ itto, ayato, zhongli.
there is no doubt that this man loves you to the maximum. he loves you no matter what dumbwit questions you ask him, if you would ask him, the only reason he's amused is because of you and your silly questions. he'll always be there to listen and answer, no matter how dumb your question may seem - that's how much he loves you!
man wants to tease you so bad. if you thought you could tease him, he pulled the ultimate reverse card on you. good luck getting out of this one.