have the courage to exist

she/her, lesbian, 19 🌷

[4ft10tvlandfangirl]

About Gaza Funds

[sleepyslag]

pre hard launch was crazyyy cause dan and phil would say things such as we are married for real in real life and you'd go does anyone think they are married for real in real life and then people would throw rocks at you.

[mxjackparker]

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[seasonalserotonin]

[cuntholicism]

[derechoke]

The Sorcerer and The Heart

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampire buddy road trip. a group of formerly youthful turnlings (now middle-aged vampires in their own right) take a poignant journey to visit their once-ferocious Vampiric Sire in a Floridian Retirement Home

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the drive is 2.5 hours by GPS, but their inability to drive over bridges turns it into a Cross Country Road Trip equivalent. (also it's in florida and they hafta pull over every time they accidentally catch sight of a Christian bumper sticker) ((they spend half the drive arguing about why COEXIST stickers don't have the same effect))

[christianpuppetshow]

Wake up. Fat line of yaoi cocaine at 8am on a Monday morning. Attempt to make it through the working day. Another line at 6pm. Try to function.

[christianpuppetshow]

Sunday night. Ready to start another week with a lethal dose of yaoi cocaine. Rack em up.

[queerdnp]

cant wait to see the fight between the immovable object (dan's need for privacy) and the unstoppable force (dan's need to brag about phil) play out every monday on hard launch the podcast

[queerdnp]

so as it turns out the immovable object decided to pack it up and go home

[swiftlydnp]

NEW VIDEO + PHATREON BTS TOMORROW LIVE STREAM (AND AFTERPARTY!!!) ON 16TH NEW TIKTOKS SOON HARD LAUNCH MONDAY AND A BONUS BTS VIDEO!!!! OH DAN AND PHIL YOU SPOIL US GOOD😭😭😭

[thefuckroach]

Every time Dan and Phil upload a video I’m like “this is it. They will never make a video gayer than this one.” But then they do. They always do.

[philsmeatylegss]

[storytellerdannie]

they might as well be speaking in the minion language with how much I am getting from this video information wise like what are they baking lasagna? who the fuck knows I think I am having a heart attack

[illmakeuhowell]

[betaphannie]

obsessed with his side lean while twirling his hair

[froggydelicious]

my two beautiful dumbasses <3

[confield]

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

[breadcunt]

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

[confield]

We're like shooting stars you and I