[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[mandycore420]

jigsaw tape that starts with a land acknowledgement

[dogpuppy]

[kiefbowl]

first of all in 2026 we are

GETTING OUR PUSSY ATE

LEAVING WORK EARLY

USING OUR VACATION TIME

PRIORITIZING HOBBIES OVER WORKING

TELL PEOPLE OFF WHO ARE RUDE TO US

GETTING OFF PHONE

GETTING INTO ANTIQUE STORE

[explicitlyrics]

Even when I was a little kid I wanted to have a beer and a cigarette on my porch some cool summer night

[riverpiracy]

bro pull up rn. i'm sending you my location. this place is popping tf offff

📍big rock candy mountain

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

[ithinkofnealcassady]

I always did admire his joie de vivre

[damazcuz]

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

*our hands brush as we both reach for the cigarette pack on the ground that we’re hoping still has cigarettes in it* oh……haha…..

[seven-predatory-lesbians-deacti]

[theehorsepusssy]

[max1461]

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

[mrsterlingeverything]

We're a nonprofit using tranquilizers to give feral horses badass haircuts and thats it. #andthatsit. starring the cast of sex and the city

[corrucyst]

weed before beer. whish you were here

beer before weed. death on pale steed

[wizardpotions]

This is how it feels to be new at your job

[ifiinvadelaconiaishallturnyouout]