katrina she/her

SAVE WARRIOR NUN

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farmer: i think im falling for you

haley: get up

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kaz: my wife can stab me a little bit i don't care

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kaz: wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them?

nina: what the hell do YOU do?????

kaz: i die??? lmao what kinda question...

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matthias: have you seen someone named 'Kaz Brekker' around here?

wylan: ugh yes, he made a horrible mess of the blood fountain

matthias: it looks fine to me?

wylan: IT USED TO BE WATER

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kaz, addressing the crows: and if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box

nina: but- that's just a trash can

kaz: it sure is!

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ava: if I can't cause a tiny bit of chaos everyday, I think my body will shut down

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Wylan: *steals some of Jespers fries during dinner*

Jesper: *quietly puts the engagement ring back in his pocket*

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bea: darling, can you help me with the zipper please?

ava: of course

bea:

bea: UP, ava

ava: right, sorry

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ava, wipes something on beas sleeve:

bea: what did you just wipe on me?

ava: love

bea:

ava:

bea:

ava: ...and dorito crumbs

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ava: no, all of you misunderstood me

ava: I'm not calling bea 'babe' as in short for 'baby'. I'm calling her 'beyb' as in short for 'beyblade, let it rip'

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bea: hey ava!

ava, panics and turns away:

bea: i wanted to ask- wait, what's that lump in your jacket?

avas jacket: meow

bea:

ava: I'm pregnant

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bea: toss me my keys

[a fridge crashes next to bea]

bea: I said my KEYS

ava: I thought you said fridge

bea: why the FUCK would I say fridge???

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bea: okay, we need to think straight right now

ava: well, shit, bye guys

bea: now is not the time, ava

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bea, reading a book in french, listening to instrumental music, very focused:

ava, upside down in a desk chair: do you think stars have feelings?

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ava: I win

bea: I have you pinned to the ground

ava: I know

bea:

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ava, pointing: can I sit there?

bea: that's my lap

ava: that doesn't answer my question

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bea: ava, I need you to swear-

ava: fuck

bea: swear as in promise