the she-wolf of Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

as god is my witness he is broken in half

[girlbloke]

low on morale is anyone secretly in love with me

[niceinchnails]

Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog

[niceinchnails]

Brian

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[mr-deep-downer]

[low-polly]

credit for the house vicodin prescription goes to u/marcusbechtel on the HouseMD subreddit, the wilson image came from the House wiki, and of course the whole thing is inspired by the classic video "Every episode of House ever". The rest was all me.

[officialpenisenvy]

jake and logan paul will die by each other's hand outside the city walls of westlake ohio like eteocles and polynices outside the walls of thebes

[chicagocubsreactions]

Pete Crow-AllStar returns.

[heartilator]

[glassshine]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

it makes me so mad that "confessions of a human shield" by emily nussbaum doesn't exist anywhere outside of the physical essay collection it's a part of because it's so fucking good & i think it deserves to be a foundational text in how we approach good art made by shitty people, and especially good art about women made by misogynists. like in the wake of the neil gaiman variety piece i wish everyone was able to read it because truly no one gets it like her

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

groundbreaking text on media analysis in a MeToo world that you can only read by buying a book that is mostly about buffy the vampire slayer

[dogpuppy]

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[havingapoemwithyou]

Nocturne by Frank O’Hara