HELL ON HEELS

❛ she was like an AVENGING ANGEL, her vengeance swift and deadly. independent and privateISABELLE LIGHTWOOD. of the mortal instruments( book & show friendly ) #heartwhipped written by mal. est. october first twenty-seventeen

[dynastymemes]

❝ Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet? ❞ ❝ I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting. ❞ ❝ Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds? ❞ ❝ If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked. ❞ ❝ Don’t touch any of my weapons without my permission. ❞ ❝ Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. ❞ ❝ I am stunningly attractive. ❞ ❝ You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me. ❞ ❝ What the hell was that for? ❞ ❝ Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited. ❞ ❝ Maybe we should all have code names. ❞ ❝ I’m not really in the mood right now. ❞ ❝ Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn’t make it a rubber duck, does it? ❞ ❝ And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. ❞ ❝ We were just kissing. ❞ ❝ How swiftly you dismiss our love. ❞ ❝ Don’t be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies. ❞ ❝ The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me. ❞ ❝ You need a nude model. Well, I’m not in the mood. ❞ ❝ It sounds like he ate a dictionary and started vomiting up words at random. ❞ ❝ That’s why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don’t say anything, they just nod. ❞ ❝ Where there is love, there is often also hate. They can exist side by side. ❞ ❝ If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you’d have died in childhood. ❞ ❝ A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? ❞ ❝ Just coffee. Black - like my soul. ❞ ❝ I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners. ❞ ❝ Tsk tsk. No swearing in church. ❞ ❝ I like anyone killing things, especially me. ❞ ❝ I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it’s more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. ❞ ❝ And next time you’re planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders. ❞ ❝ Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests. ❞ ❝ All knowledge hurts. ❞ ❝ Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. ❞ ❝ Those must be some killer late fees. ❞ ❝ I’m sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. ❞ ❝ I could point out that you burned my clothes. ❞ ❝ To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed. ❞ ❝ Not everything that’s true needs to be said. ❞ ❝ You know, most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction. ❞ ❝ Haven’t you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait? ❞ ❝ The most terrible things men do, they do in the name of love. ❞ ❝ You want me to hold your hand? ❞

[shumbane]

color palette meme: raspberry sherbert + isabelle [asked by anon]

[coronianthief-blog]

pandoranherosuggestion:

My pain is irrelevant. Your safety is more important.

[heartwhipped-blog]

Send one for a fluffy starter!

Can be used for ships or platonic relationships!

❤️ my muse kisses yours on the cheek

👄 your muse kisses mine on the cheek

🔥 our muses cuddle in front of a fireplace

🍴 my muse cooks/bakes something for your muse

🍽 your muse cooks/bakes something for my muse

✋ my muse plays with your muse's hair

🖐 your muse plays with my muse's hair

🚗 our muses go out somewhere together

👀 my muse falls asleep curled up next to yours

👁 your muse falls asleep curled up next to mine

🐶 our muses buy a pet together

⭐️ our muses go stargazing together

[heartwhipped-blog]

                                   i will choose his HAPPNIESS over mine every time.                                    alec & isabelle lightwood, penned by clary and mal.

[mdaddariogifs]

“are you two okay?” “i don’t know.”

[stassischroeder]

[heartwhipped-blog]

bloop! i think i’m ready to try and get back into izzy. i still have to finish reading the books, but i miss her. drop me a line if you want to do some plotting.

[aleclightwoodt]

[heartwhipped-blog]

what are the two sh rpers who remind you of clary and jace?

i’d honestly have to suggest @runegiven & @warstopper for clary. actual babes that i admire like hella. and @electrvcfeel for jace! 

[carisi-rollins]

[heartwhipped-blog]

i’m in the preliminary phases of a magicians based group verse, but i would like some feedback before i carry on with the plans. dropping this under a read more.

for starters, it will be a blend of book and show canon as i have read the first book and also watched the first two seasons a few times now. the verse could be considered one of the metaphysical realms of possibility that involved julia, allowing magicians canon muses to participate as they see fit.

i’m leaning more towards book canon in the sense of brakebills being a five year college, not a three year graduate study program. as brakebills is the american school, students must reside in the americas prior to their enrollment exam. having been born in another country works, so long as they were living in the americas when they sat the exam. you may need to construct a backstory for this.

students are tested for their disciplines at the beginning of their third year. half the fourth year class disappears for six months at a time, heading to brakebills south to be tested/tortured/taught by mayakovsky.

no hedgewitches. 

while the verse will be discord based, there will be no ic chat room. there is a computer that doesn’t work half the time in the back of a closet in the student lounge, there is a payphone. role play will happen in various channels, more can be added and rooms will be available to the public again after 24 hours of inactivity.

there will be activity checks.

the physical kids party a lot.

while fillory is not the goal of the group, if someone wanted to be the quentin coldwater of the group (or quentin himself) and truly believe that fillory exists and wanted to try and find it, i would be open to that. just remember: fillory is not all its cracked up to be.

students range in age from 17-18 to 23-24. there can be families of magicians, but such is the case of alice, not everyone may have been invited to take their entrance exam. 

for fairness, roles will not be first come first serve. along an application i offer a prompt of how did your muse arrive at brakebills for their entrance exam, what was going through their head during the exam, or what sort of magic did they perform in their one on one examination after the written test. 

[heartwhipped-blog]

“I’m so happy you’re here with me.”

         “ me too. “  

           whisper of a smile plays on her lips, her gaze falls to their hands, entwined. how did THIS GIRL get here; how did izzy’s circle of trust extend past her brothers for the first time in her life. there’s a swell of HAPPINESS  that builds when clary is near. she’s FOUND SOMETHING that she never realized she was missing.  alec has always had jace; isabelle has had…  she has something to protect now, something to CARE ABOUT. someone. clary.  / @runegiven

[platonicrpmemes]

Platonic Requests for Affection

“I’m so tired… ”

“I don’t want to be alone.”

“My hands are shaking.” 

“Don’t get up. I’m comfortable like this.”

“Please stay. I’d like some company.”

“Could I get a hug?”

“Would you pet my hair?”

“Will you sing something for me?”

“I just want to be close to someone for a little bit. Is that okay?”

“Can I lay my head in your lap?”

“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!”

“Here, lay down in my lap.”

“You know, you’re pretty comfy.”

“Come here, ya big lug/small fry.”

“Just take my hand. It’ll be better, I promise.”

“I’m not letting go.”

“I’ll hold you as long as you need.”

“It’s okay to stay, you know.”

“I’m so happy you’re here with me.”

“Your hugs are warm. We should do this more often.”

[ofdemonicmagic]

      MAGNUS wasn’t sure if his heart had ever felt such longing as he did now, for ALEXANDER.     Longing  was not a  foreign concept  to him. He  had longed for  many things in his immortal life. For     things long  past, for things never  had. For places and people  and different times. He had  longed to     undo what  had been  done by him  and others, to  do what had  not been done.  Had wished  people     back to life who were dead and people  dead whose hearts were filled with evil and hate. But  he had     never been so utterly and hopelessly in love with someone. And to think that someone loved him just      the same was almost too much good fortune to bear.

[kolhearted-archived]

RP RESOLUTIONS

End call-out culture. If someone is genuinely a danger to society at large, that’s not a call-out. If someone did you dirty, uses a FC you don’t like, or acted shady to a friend of a friend of yours, that’s a call-out. In 2018, let’s move past the era of airing out our dirty laundry and the mob mentality that comes with it. I have seen some genuinely disturbing people on this site. But I’ve also seen people who, through a misunderstanding or one ignorant ( but not actively hateful ) post have had to leave the RPC, abandon their muse, etc, and no amount of apology is ever seen as enough. 

More radical love. Loving yourself and loving others. If someone gives you anxiety, quietly remove them from your dashboard. If you really love seeing someone on your dash, let them know. If you really really love a certain style of writing, whether it’s seen as purple, basic, or “wrong” in someone else’s eyes, allow yourself to enjoy and be proud of what you’ve written. 

No more conflating graphics with quality, but on the flipside, no more shaming people who love to put effort into their graphics. The presence or lack thereof of some ultra-hyped theme, insane graphics, and the most beautiful icons you’ve ever seen should no longer be the reason why or why not you like a blog. 

Friends ≠ Exclusivitiy. This was something that I saw a lot of at different times this year. Someone being called “cliquey” or “elitist” because they had a well-established group of friends who they really loved writing with. Unless they’re being actively exclusionary and responding to you with stuff like “I’m sorry, you’re not Stacy so I don’t like you,” just let it go. Just as you don’t OWE anyone plots you don’t want, etc –– so too do other people have the right to want or not want to write with whomever they please. Unless they’re being actively rude to you, this should be left in 2017 as something to message people about. 

MORE POSITIVITY!!! Seriously, any kind of positivity. Friendly anons, randomly tagging people in stuff, sharing promos with lovely messages in the tags… just be nice to each other. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. 

No More Hatred of the Writers. Okay, maybe this one is a personal one, but the trend/phenomenon that’s on tumblr of hating the writers of shows, books, media where your muse comes from. If you don’t agree with something, that’s fine, but it’s become some sort of shorthand and accepted understanding that if you’re in the fandom, you have to wholeheartedly disagree with every point the writers make. Isn’t that tiring? 

Okay, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! Let’s head into 2018 right. 

[vampireslikebaseball]