[The scene is a phone call between Heather and the Client, and you will see glimpses of both their surroundings as the call takes place.]
Panel 1 – Heather: [Eating noodles, sat on the sofa with her dog, who is very interested in her food]
Panel 2 – [the landline phone rings]
Panel 3 – Heather: [answering the phone] yello?
Panel 4 – Client: I need you to kill a duck
Panel 5 – Heather: Listen mate, serious inquiries only.
Panel 6 – Client: Trust me, this is serious. You’d be doing a public service. And the pay’ll be well good.
Panel 7 – Heather: How much then?
Panel 8 – Heather: Alright, who am I after?
Panel 9 – Heather: You what!? I- alright, alright, don’t get mardeh. I didn’t say I wouldn’t do it.
Panel 10 – Heather: So where can I find the bloke?
Panel 11 – [long shot of the flat as Heather leaves]
[This scene takes place much later, in the evening, after the fair has already closed.]
Panel 1 - Heather: [getting out of her car]
Panel 2 – Heather: [hopping the entrance gate] Now where’ll I find Mr Duck?
Panel 3 – [the target is standing a little ways ahead of her, past the inflatable slide, watching her creepily]
Panel 4 – Heather: Oh. Well... [calls out] ay up, me duck, are you Plucky?
Panel 5 – [the target drops a bag of marbles]
Panel 6 – [the target runs away]
Panel 7 – Heather: Oi!! [she runs after him]
Panel 1 – [full body shot as she skids on the marbles]
Panel 2 – [closer up shot as she gets up and starts running after him]
Heather: Get back here bird brain!
Panel 3 – Plucky: [running around a candyfloss stand to the right] No need to fly off the
handle!
Panel 4 – [wide shot view from the front of duck, showing Heather chasing him]
Panel 5 – [close in shot of her grabbing a net bag of prizes, which contains a bucket and spade and a Mr Potato Head]
Panel 6 – [dynamic shot of her hitting him with the bag of prizes, as it splits open]
Panel 7 – [he grabs the bucket, she grabs the spade]
Panel 1 – [he tries to stuff the bucket over her head, only to find that it’s too small]
Panel 2 – [she smacks him with the spade]
Panel 3 – [he runs, she runs after him]
Heather: Come back here, shithead!
Panel 4 – Plucky: Such fowl language! [shot from in front of him]
Panel 5 – [close up shot of a baseball bat inside a claw machine]
Panel 6 – [Heather’s eyes light up cartoonishly]
Panel 1 – [Heather approaches the claw machine and rummages through her pockets]
Panel 2 – [Plucky approaches her and gives her a coin for the machine]
Panel 3 – [close up shot of her inserting the coin]
Panel 4 & 5 – [they watch the crane move across]
Panel 6 – [the claw lowers and opens]
Panel 7 – [close up of the prize drawer as she wins a stuffed octopus]
Panel 8 – [Plucky and Heather look at each other]
Panel 2 – [Heather runs after him, brandishing the octopus]
Panel 3 – [close up shot of Heather strangling him with the octopus]
Panel 4 – [wide front view shot of Plucky throwing Heather off of his back]
Panel 5 – [Plucky runs to the shooting gallery game and grabs a gun, shooting it at her and
spraying water all over her]
Panel 6 – [Heather looks fed up]
Panel 7 – [Heather runs at Plucky]
Plucky: WENK!
Panel 8 – [he slips in a puddle of water]
Panel 1 – [wide shot back view of Plucky sitting on Heather]
Panel 2 – [same panel, but dialogue]
Heather: get your buttquack out me face!
Panel 3 – [Plucky gets up]
Panel 4 – [Plucky runs]
Plucky: not all you’re quacked up to be, ay?
Panel 5 – [Plucky runs through the fortune teller tent whilst Heather gets up and starts
running]
Panel 6 – [Plucky pops out of the tent and points behind Heather]
Plucky: DUCK!!
Panel 7 – [Heather turns to look, ducking down and putting arms up to shield her head]
Heather: You what? Where!?
Panel 8 – [Plucky throws a crystal ball at her]
Plucky: not here, bitch!
Panel 1 – [the crystal ball misses Heather]
Heather: HEY!!
Panel 2 – Plucky: [running] I just came up with that on the fly!
Panel 3 – Heather [running after him] now I’m not even killing ya for the money, I just want you dead coz I don’t like ya!
Panel 4 – Plucky: that’s coz you’re quackers!
Panel 5 – [Heather grabs some donuts from a donut stand]
Panel 6 – [dynamic shot of Heather frisbeeing donuts at him]
Panel 7 – [close up shot of the donuts bouncing off of the mascot suit]
Panel 1 – [Plucky runs and grabs a slinky, he wraps it around a post]
Panel 2 – [he runs across the path and wraps it around a second post and then runs away]
Panel 3 – [Heather catches up and runs after him]
Panel 4 – [slinky frees itself from the post]
Panel 5 – [same but from the other post]
Panel 6 – [close up shot of her feet as the slinky wraps around her ankles, getting tangled]
Panel 7 – [full body shot of her untangling the slinky and freeing her feet]
Heather: I hate these fuckin’ things.
Panel 8 – [she’s free]
Heather: right!
Panel 1 – [she runs off to look at him]
Panel 2 – [she’s looking for him whilst he stands among a horror display at the ghost train in the background]
Panel 3 – [close up on him posing amongst fake skeletons and zombies]
Panel 4 – [Heather notices him]
Panel 6 – [she picks up a pack of balloons and take deodorant out of own pocket]
Panel 7 – [she starts spraying into a balloon]
Panel 1 – [cut to Plucky, running back around]
Panel 2 – Heather: catch! [throws the balloon at him]
Panel 3 – Plucky: a balloon! [catches]
Panel 4 – [Heather throw a match at him and runs]
Panel 6 – [Plucky standing there a bit blackened and burnt]
Panel 7 – [Heather runs back towards him]
Panel 1 – [Heather runs over, pushing over a hot dog stand]
Panel 2 – [close up from-under shot of Plucky squashed under the stand]
Panel 3- Heather: Now you’re a sitting duck!
Panel 4- Plucky: That’s what you think! [he throws a sausage at her]
Panel 5 – Heather: [dodging the sausage] ew!
Panel 6 – [wide out shot to show Heather standing alone, the hot dog stand pushed onto its side, Plucky nowhere to be seen]
Panel 7 – [cut to Plucky, running towards the Kenducky Derby]
Panel 1 – [Plucky climbs on top of the Kenducky Derby stand as Heather runs over]
Panel 2 – [Heather picks up a ball from the game] I’m gonna knock you off your roost!
Panel 3 – You’re never gonna hit me!
Panel 4 – I can take a quack at it! [she aims]
Panel 5 – [she throws, hitting him in the face]
Panel 6 – [is knocked back, falling off of the stand]
Panel 7 – [he hastily gets up]
Panel 8 – Heather: get back here!
Plucky: duck off!
Panel 1 – Plucky: [running towards the hook a duck stand] I give up! I fly the white flag! I surrender!
Panel 2 – Heather: [advancing on him] too late for that bollocks!
Panel 3 – Plucky: [backing away] be reasonable!
Panel 4- Heather: [full-force shoves him]
Panel 5 – [Plucky stumbles and collapses over the outer counter of the hook-a-duck stand]
Panel 6 – [Heather grabs the back of the mascot mask and forces his head forward, a small amount of his face visible]
Plucky: Waddle you spend the money on?
Panel 7 – Heather: shut the duck up.
Panel 1 – [close up shot of Heather’s hand forcing the duck’s head underwater]
Between panels – Heather: why don’t you wet your beak!?
Panel 2 – [close up shot of duck’s head underwater]
Panel 3 – [long shot of Heather from side view forcibly dunking duck’s head underwater]
Panel 4 – [close in shot of the hook]
Panel 5 – [Heather grabs the hook]
Panel 6 – [Heather raises the hook above her head]
Panel 7 – [close up shot of the hook coming down]
Panel 8 – [close up shot of Heather’s face, newly splattered with blood]
Panel 9 – [wide shot of Heather walking away, having hung the mascot mask up among the prizes at the game]
Heather: That went swimmingly.
Panel 1 – [narration box states “next morning”, along a tall shot of the client picking up a letter from the floor]
Panel 2 – [close up shot of her opening the envelope]
Panel 3 – [close up shot from the other side showing an origami ninja star with a drawing of a duck with an X through it on it]
Panel 4 – [further out above-angled shot of the client looking at the star and smiling, poster and plans for a new fair on the table]
Panel 5 – [close up shot of Heather’s hands with plasters, bandages, and bruises, opening a can of beer]
Panel 6 – [close up shot of the TV, the news reporting the death of the owner of the Bill ‘N’ Tails Fair, revealing that he was the one in the mascot suit]
TV: --and the man found inside the duck costume was none other than Bill Tails, the beloved owner of Bill ‘N’ Tails Travelling Fun Fair, who enjoyed first-hand involvement in his--
Panel 7 – [wide shot of Heather, knocking back a beer, to display her apathy towards this news, the octopus teddy sat next to her on the sofa, her dog asleep on the other side of her]
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