Heavens_Rejected

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[sireeveedapperson]

Just a wholesome picture of Atlis holding Malon from session 14 of the PMD/D&D game occasionally posted on @thefireboundmage. DO NOT CLICK IF YOU’RE NOT 18+ OR IF YOU’RE NOT OKAY WITH SEEING NSFW ART. NSFW aside, been loving the series so far. Full of lovable players and characters, so I couldn’t help myself. Just wanted to make a doodle of my favorite moment in the series so far

[heavensrejected]

reviving this dead AF blog to bring you this

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[paulthebukkit]

Flipping Guardian Trick-Shot

[theblibbles-deactivated20190101]

[xenablade]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[carnival-phantasm]

I always knew about the ariranhas (giant otters) that inhabit the pantanal and amazonian rivers, and that they are bigger than other otters, but I had no fucking idea they could reach up to 6 feet (1.82 meters) in length

Look at this boy. Absolute unit.

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

Shrek (2001)

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Why is this so well rendered?

[alumx]

I’m fucking speechless

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Nailed it

[opossummypossum]

MOOOOOM

[csvkru]

[rendezvous-suovzedner]

holy shit, the amount of disrespect in this clip is staggering. I would quit playing.

[adamcatt]

This is fucking great.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

the best gif is the faceswap one where the girls face drifts away on a vape cloud

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[memehumor]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

[reks-the-necromancer-king]

@athousandstarstodreamon

[tomsoyerhd]

[crap-userrname16]

[lavenderlemniscate]

multi-cat drifting

[memewhore]

[humoristics]

How to spot a dragon using an illusion spell

credit

[regularlesbian]

shes just a dense, thick bitch

[foxy-filly]

I’m sorry, we need to take a short break from horses to appreciate that my boyfriend’s cat has a treadmill, and she will only run on it if she has an audience.

[officialfist]

This is really important

[yamaskedh-deactivated20160422]

YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE

[nightlustrous]

aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY

[grawly]

In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny. 

4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656

Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion. 

From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.

[grawly]

I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.

You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.

Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.

Un-fucking-believable.

[1kidsentertainment]

And they’re all Mareep.

And you can only catch one Pokemon per battle, even in hoardes.

[atopfourthwall]

Better not be talking smack about Mareep, 1Kids.

The only sad thing here is that we can’t catch them all.

MAREEP LINE IS BOSS.

[wolfnanaki]

Holy shit I found the post that I’ve only ever seen before as a screencap.