"minimal effort for maximum results"

just a box full of memes and tears

[joseinextdoor]

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

[katie-the-angel-witch]

They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

[yamujiburo]

Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

[shinyjiggly]

…how come they aged and ash didn’t?

[sorcererlance]

stress from being poor

[funny-tik-toks]

[catgirltoes]

Y'all are chronically challenged, huh.

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

should have known that jkr was bad news when she didn’t take out a hit on the snapewives

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

you’re correct but at what cost

[heelsandswords]

i read this as jfk and was baffled, to say the least

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

WHEN will we finally talk about john fucking kennedy’s parasocial marriage to severus snape

[catchymemes]

[ilovemusicalyy]

[menameh]

Experience tranquility

[catchymemes]

[bellaxiao]

[tf2playernames]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[old-primavera-cerezos]

it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.

[splend-42]

Not long enough.

[endreal]

What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?

[architeuthisducks-blog]

And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.

[takashiyasui]

Shirakawago in spring

[velvetys]

I said something embarrassing they are going to kick me off earth

[nonpsychotic]

[babyanimalgifs]

"Marinating the chicken"

(via)

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

if I lived underground I’d be like “surface dwellers…” lol

[detectivehole]

galdos: is funny and rude

me, 10 years old and gay, playing portal for the first time: thats… kinda hot

[detectivehole]

“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me”

[detectivehole]

i made this post a year ago for the laughs but it’s not a joke and ill never be able to truly articulate the goddamn panic portal put my elementary-school-ass through

[detectivehole]

best part of this post is people not even attracted to women in the tags telling me they completely understand. glados is just like that i guess

[funnytwittertweets]