Ah yes, the heckin sunflowers

19 | queer | she/they

[curseworm]

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

[desinteresse]

Im an esteemed scholar (Just opened my laptop)

[prokopetz]

Level 1: I can fix them

Level 2: I can make them worse

Level 3: I can fix them by making them worse

[prokopetz]

Level 4: I could fix them, but I don’t want to because whatever’s wrong with them gives me a boner

[fantodsdhrit]

it's not that i haven't underlined everything you ever spoke but also everything you didn't we promised to resolve everything by renting a small apartment in south of france with white bedspreads where we would spread our bodies looking at the ceiling till everything started vibrating and everyone became everything our bodies would shed their forms as we merged into a nascent vortex slowly beginning to swirl then gather more and more momentum and force and speed. intimately consuming the bedspread the ceiling the apartment then everything and everyone realising that they were everything are nothing but now we wouldn't be we since we would contain everything.

[secifosseluce]

being alive is to have life telling you ‘ok now i will ask you to be brave. now i will ask you to be brave. now i will ask you to be brave’ over and over and over until you learn it & then have to learn it again

[spideysendslove-deactivated2021]

oh crap 💓💓💙💖💞

im sorry im just 💕💜💖💓💞💛💜😘💖💛💓💛💓💖💞💜❤💞💞

dropping my love 💕💘💖💓💚💚💕💛💕💖💘💖💘💓💕💜💙💕💛💕💕💓💖

for whoever's reading this everywhere

💕💛💘💘💚💜💓💞💙❤💓💜💛💜💛💘💛

gee im so sorry oh there goes some more 💕💕💛💘💛💘💙💙💓💛💚😘💓❤❤💘💛💘💘😘💘💚💘💛💜💓💜💞💙💜💛💘💛💕💛💘💓💞💓💞💙💜💛💘💓💞💓💜💓💛💘💛💘💛💜❤💛❤💛💖💛💙💙

[utopians]

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

my favorite minor moomin characters are the “bad language” that are personified into funny little creatures

I call this one “piss shit”

[frawgs]

take care of yourselves today i’m serious bitch

[beamingsuggestion]

and here you are, continuing on, despite how hard it’s been

[korusalka]

Sometimes I make a post about bread and forget about it for two weeks until a popular german blog reblogs it and the entire german tumblr collectively Loses It for a while

[valtsv]

i don't WANT to live in a society i want to live in a bookstore cafe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gingersofficial]

[merrrpppp]

I would like one large order of intimacy and affection pls. With fries.

[itsaubreylmfao]

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

[edatheowlmilf]

"You can't change nature." "Change is nature." is kind of a raw line to be from ratatouille

[amour-nourriture-deactivated201]

i was toxic to some and a blessing to others. im willing to admit i wasn’t always in the right.