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THE DISADVANTAGES OF BEING DEAD!

[nyxfaei]

Troubled grown men doing wife shit in my mind palace

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[milk5]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[rnismatch]

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

[virtualgirladvance]

[log6]

just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man

[anglaised]

and then what happened?

[log6]

I suffered in silence

[hellboygear]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch doesn't say much shes curt like cobain

[anglaised]

[polarity-disturbed]

that's some nice poison you got there, is it cherry flavored? (slams it back, wipes mouth) nope just poison flavored. disappointing. (collapses)

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[berrytart]

we’ve all got that one friend who was definitely born under a cursed star

[seali]

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[lamedrago]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.