Claris

Super gay™️

[i-justreally-like-cats-okay]

This is Mozart she is 6 months old and is scared of hands

[pillowprincesslexa]

It’s true and he should say it

[pillowprincesslexa]

WHO GAVE HER THIS CONFIDENCE BOOST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

[pillowprincesslexa]

It only gets better

[5by5brittana]

It’s true, though.

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

[alastyearonearth]

show us the duck op

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

the duck.

[alastyearonearth]

forbidden bath toy

[thesmolknowingclown-deactivated]

Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs

[goopypaltrow]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is some horror movie shit

[lucentgallivanter]

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your age is just the number of laps you’ve done around a giant fireball in the centre of the solar system

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

*absolutely nothing happens* 

wow this is giving me a lot of anxiety 

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[chinese-chicken-salad]

Im gonna invent powdered toes

[pyomorphic]

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

[silverhawk]

but the good news is:

[princesstigerbelle]

What about:

[aposse-deactivated20210902]

do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort

[niknak79]

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

I laughed at this for, like, WAY too long and woke the entire house.

[silkirose]

:/

[silkirose]

:0

[daily-pokemon-family]

(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

[mergaliscious]

The funny thing is that the town of Halloween celebrates Halloween year long so…

[nathjposs]

Again

[edgykatdoesthething]

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHO PUT THIS ON MY DASH

[confinesofpersonalknowledge]

I did!!

[the-princey-pie]

After june comes Halloween, I don’t make the rules @shysurvivor

[ask-the-friendly-ink-demon]

E X C U S E Y O U I T ‘ S A U G E S T-

[ask-the-friendly-ink-demon]

DRAGON I SWEAR- 

[golden-girasol]

HAHA YES IT’S BACK

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[tinycodingkitty]

Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!

[gaypeopletwitter]

[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[whitepeopletwitter]

I said hurt me,not murder me with words!

[amandla]

I am a gay