no.

Sentimental asshole.  Chaotic Good Bard. et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

[anexperimentallife]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[r-truth]

[gischtglas]

[hybernating-bear]

That's because this is Silmarillion

[the-commonplace-book]

[charitydingle]

Kedi 2016, dir. Ceyda Torun

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[gigi-drxws]

Did some bird flap its wings over in Dorne ? 🥀

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[aciidwire]

[squipedmew]

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

[creatingblackcharacters]

Adding "you would be friends with Hitler if he liked vocaloid" to that same list as "y'all would fuck a fence if it was white"

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

My most memorable game of Magic remains the one where I was attacked for lethal and responded by playing a forest and saying "okay but your guys got lost in a forest", which was then followed by an increasingly bizarre series of pulling random cards from our decks to "answer" the previous card.

[bishonen]

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[sacred-portal]

[raenaissancexx]

Honestly this is the best thing I've ever heard

[depsidase]

[treecitysessions]

Will you guys lose respect for me if I show you my bowl

[treecitysessions]

[digiweed]

yes

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]