The Gay Gatsby

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[lipstickchainsaw]

When you're unable to solve an IT problem at work, there really is nothing quite like having it escalated all the way up the ladder. With every step, there is a degree of smugness about how real my problem is, and that yes, I was right to have trouble with this.

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

You can get a minor version of this if one IT person solves it but they spend a bunch of time repeating things you’ve already tried and when they eventually solve it it’s by doing something you wanted to try but didn’t have the requisite permissions to do

[coral-skeleton]

Was in a situation where neither I, nor my boss knew what was causing the problem, so we ended up calling one of the head engineers, and ive never experienced anything quite as validating as the moment where said head engineer, after spending several minutes just staring at the problem, quietly said "what the fuck"

[mollyjames]

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

[mollyjames]

I'M FIXING HER OKAY??

[mollyjames]

My babygirl is a champion 💖

[sonokido]

arguing...

[sonokido]

over custody

[demilypyro]

oh suddenly I'm not allowed to call a 30-something a milf? I'm not allowed to call her mommy? this is homophobic. she's a milf to me and that's a compliment

[demilypyro]

the age of 30 is LITERALLY in demand

[demilypyro]

hi

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Perking up as I see a "reminder that nonbinary doesn't just mean skinny androgynous white people" only to realise their extension of nonbinary diversity stops at "the exact same person but with a beard or boobs"

[just-dnd-thingys]

[describedposts]

[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling "cheap" stuff to humans and laughing to himself like "heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids" forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There's a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]

[appendingfic]

Elf ea-nasir selling mithril armor that will last no more than 1,000 years getting death threats from his fellow elves but doing numbers w/humans

[yeomanstuff]

Actually, I really like this idea as why elven and dwarven crafts are so good. Something that’s merely acceptable is meant to last most of one of their lifetimes. So even a mediocre dwarven craftsman will make something a human can pass down.

And you can always sell what the apprentice makes while still learning to a human, letting them know it will merely last for the rest of their life.

The elven version of IKEA could be a human family heirloom.

[phantoms-lair]

'Good enough for humans' becomes an expression for 'you're getting there' for an apprentice.

[roromiie206]

fumbler the human

[aq2003]

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[just-shower-thoughts]

The days you feel cloudy or like you’re on autopilot are the times when the person controlling your avatar are away from their computer.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

[garygoldenbignaturals]

THIS IS KILLING ME. HELP

[narutwitter]

[goodsmeller]

this is SO REAL i’ve been saying this

[goodsmeller]

i’m just saying, the substances scene in gotham would be unlike anything else . a fucking minefield. joker gas weed

[plantfunerals]

smokin on the shit that made harvey dent

[tastylemonbread]

smokin the shit that made that boy wonder

[evilkitten3]

gotham citizens are going to be developing resistances to drugs that haven't even been invented yet

[spelledslots]

Warlocks after a short rest

[pokeballvictim]

And I'm supposed to what,