Welcome to my stream of consciousness

I’m a whore not a writer

[szyszkasosnowa]

Andor makes me want to write a Star Wars fanfiction but it's so scary. What if I write "Glup Shitto was sitting on the balcony, drinking coffee and reading his favourite book", but someone comments "didn't you mean he was drinking glop-goppy and reading a holo-journal? 🤨" so I open wookiepedia to check it out and it turns out that they also never invented balconies in the star wars universe and Glup Shitto can't read because of the freak accident he suffered in the episode 10 of the 2024 show "Jar-Jar and Babu Frik". What then.

[hedgehogno5]

Well fed slugs not a racist in sight

[detectiveinthehat]

Ethical consumption under capitalism? These slug creatures only eat white supremacist influencers

[atlaskatyellow]

When I tell you I read all that's left in the world in 2 days and couldn't stop reading. I mean it. It's one of the only books that I've been able to read all of it. And I loved every word!

[ebwardelric]

I get so much mileage out of this

[in-for-a-pennyx]

The state of UK politics right now. Glad to see Suella go though

[hedgehogno5]

I need more stories that is just "We would find each other in any universe"

[hedgehogno5]

I thought tumblr was entering its slay era, but all I’ve had are porn bots 😔✊

[bestthriftfinds]

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[michaelgovehateblog]

It's only November and this is already getting notes again, you guys are really manifesting this energy early for the new year

[hedgehogno5]

IT DIDNT FUCKING WORK, 2023 PLEASE!

[fandom-geek]

With that in mind, I’ve fed Rasputin comedies from Shakespeare right up to the present day. This morning, I asked him to tell me a joke.

Here it is. Ready?

“Two quantum-entangled particles walk into a neutron star. One said, "Can you point me towards the soap radio?”

of all the lore entries that the guardian is meant to have canonically read, i can only hope that they’ve seen rasputin’s first joke

[telekingesiscaine]

There seems to be two opinions:

Oh my god I can’t believe UK did so well (affectionate)

Oh my god I can’t believe UK did so well (derogatory)

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

How to say "Fuck you, Russia." in European:

[jarvishasthephonebox]

I know it’s tradition to hate the UK entry, but I would like to thank them for giving us disco Thor

[hannawatchesesc]

Norwegians raising important, nature-related questions

2014: What does the fox say?

2022: Can wolves eat bananas?

[hedgehogno5]

So not only did we GET POINTS but WE CAME SECOND?! WTF? I AM SOOOO HAPPY!!!!

[badjokesbyjeff]

An American tourist in Australia got hit by a car.

He woke up in a hospital with a doctor standing over him.

He asked the doctor, “Did I come here to die?”

The doctor replied, “Nah, mate, you came here yesterday.”