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I’m only here because sonic told me it would be fun. I highly doubt that.
as you know, I am the ultimate lifeform. i will answer all asks within reason.
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@hedgehogthe-shadow
not sure why I agreed to this- but I am now on tumblr
I’m only here because sonic told me it would be fun. I highly doubt that.
as you know, I am the ultimate lifeform. i will answer all asks within reason.
sonic: @w0rlds-fast3st-h3dgeh0g
rules
I’m not checking tumblr for two hours fill my inbox
Should tanjiro be haunted by the spirits of the people he’s eaten in chapter two?
yes, that sounds cool
No, that’s a stupid idea
special author button so I can check the poll do not press
For context, in the show they played with the idea of tanjiro seeing spirits but never went anywhere with it so I want to add it to the au
Wh—NO! He asked the doctor for some tools and whatnot and just…made his own child. He named him Ollie.
okay that makes more sense
Sooo, word on the street is that Swifty was going to make his own kid just to one-up Sonic…
Actually, it’s not word. He actually created his own kid. By himself. Do with that info what you will.
WHAT. MITOSIS???
Did you know you’re gonna’ be an aunt in nine months?
A what? are you trying to confuse me so you can kidnap me!! WELL YOUR NOT GETTING ME!!
((OOC: gang I don't know if she knows what an auntie is..))
Sticks, im pregnant. Thats what they mean. Theyre not gonna kidnap you.
Your what?
I am with child. Shadow is the father. I have a child which is not born yet but will be within the span of 9 months. Does that make sense?
*static while information is loading* ... YOUR GONNA HAVE A SMALLER YOU?!
...now that I think about it, yeah. Thats basically what im saying.
... why..?
Me and Shadow wanted one.
((Ooc: *coughs in forgot to mention @hedgehogthe-shadow *))
but why? that gives the government more ways to black mail you!
...the government is not gonna blackmail me Sticks.
the badger has a point.
I’m seeing lots of people focusing on the bad side of your kid having the Black Arms dna and everything. Just wanna’ say: your child’s going to be wonderful no matter what.
thanks- I - I MEAN- SONIC really needed to hear that
(@w0rlds-fast3st-h3dgeh0g mentioned♥️)
do y’all think your baby is going to have Chaos Control? Also congrats 🎉
probably- also, thank you
Hiya Shadow while I'm here congratulations!!
Anyways I was curious do you ever babysit Cream or hang out with her?
vanilla pays me to watch her a lot. She is very pleasant to spend time with
Hey, Shadow! Just wanna say something.
I'm happy for you and Sonic!
thank you
Original by @emilyncassidyarts
get the fuck off of my profile
and stop fucking sullying the good name of @emilyncassidyarts you fucking asshole
the original post this shot came from is here:
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your
This asker is NOT @emilyncassidyarts and is posing as them for no fucking reason. Do NOT harass emilyncassidyarts they are speaking AGAINST this bullshit.
You probably should think about him. After all, it'll be a pretty big problem if it turns out to be a freak like you. GUN would probably want to take it to experiment on.
[I love bullying gay people during pride month >:3]
…
I might have to destroy the human race…
What will you do if the baby's Black Arms DNA is dominant? For all you know, Sonic could birth a larvae like one of the full blooded Black Arms.
I don’t know if I want to thing about that
do you think the baby is going to have Chaos powers and/or be able to turn super?
probably
Sooo, big man! How’s it feel to be a dad?…Well, a soon-to-be dad.
I’m gonna teach this kid so many swear words
Their first word is gonna be damn
As much as that would be funny WE ARE NOT TEACHING OUR KID SWEAR WORDS RIGHT OFF THE BAT-
Okay fine
Sooo, big man! How’s it feel to be a dad?…Well, a soon-to-be dad.
I’m gonna teach this kid so many swear words
Their first word is gonna be damn
I have decided to get @w0rlds-fast3st-h3dgeh0g pregnant
Update! Im pregnant 😁👍 *holds up pregnancy test*
Anyway, im gonna go get some chili dogs.
Be safe
I love you