Sleepyhead

hold me until my ribs make a cracking sound and break

[kotortwo]

it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

[peacozy]

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

[tlirsgender]

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

[tlirsgender]

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

[my-dailydreams]

[freezi-drink]

Hey um??

Via ID in alt

[status-quo-hater]

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

[doe-divinity]

This is because on social media theres a sort of pressure to make things like autism palatable to neurotypical people. They romanticise as many symptoms as they can. And when they cant romanticise a symptom they pretend that its not actually a symptom that real autistic people have.

[hedonistic-lotus-eater]

ever since I watched Twin Peaks I can’t stop thinking about how I wish I could go back in time and save Laura Palmer

[thememedaddy]

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[triflesandparsnips]

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

[despazito]

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[fuckboysecurityllc]

Hey Paul!

[vevader3]

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

[thatpinkkwitch]

i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more

[seraphim-eternal]

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.

Luke 2:11

[worthless-mess]

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

[drdaanvondutch]

actually here's another high school story: one of my friends was hooking up with this guy from grindr with a huge dick and the guy hit something inside him and it was insanely painful so he cut things short and went home. he started shitting blood for like days afterwards and he got all these sti screenings but they were all coming back negative. eventually, he broke down and went to his parents and told them everything and they forced him to see a doctor and it turns out he had a huge cancerous tumor in his colon and the guy had accidentally hit it during sex. they had to remove a few inches of his colon and the cancer never ended up coming back luckily but apparently the doctor told him that if he wasnt a bottom he probably never would have caught the tumor in time. gay sex literally saving lives

[relelvance]

Reblog with your score

[official-megumin]

HOW?

[lambofkhalaa]

WHERE IS MINECRAFT. I GOT A ZERO. WHERE TF IS MINECRAFT.

[bearie]

[dunkstein]

The best part of this image is that the gorilla isn’t named Mental Disorder - Mental Disorder is the name of the three-foot-tall potato person the gorilla is gently cradling under his arm while it hauls ass at the same speed as a motor vehicle

[obscurix]

i always feel like i’m pretending. i’ve never been me and i will never know how to be.