ABI!

If Murphy’s Law was a real person ESTP 7w8 TWENTY

[heiicats]

Bored as hell

[mirroringshards-deactivated2026]

bitches when ppl w/ a cluster b pd shows symptoms and its not just "quirky x3 mental illness hehe" anymore 😱😱😱

[pallmallsandashtrays]

[elainiisms]

[hugeegosorry]

My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛this strain is called "House MD"😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw the ghost of your dead girlfriend

My buddy Wilson pacing: the patient is lying to us

[marrissacooper]

favourite house episodes→ 4.16 “Wilson’s Heart”

Am I dead? Not Yet. I should be. Why? Because life shouldn’t be random. Because lonely, misanthropic drug addicts should die in bus crashes, and young do-gooders in love who get dragged out of their apartment in the middle of the night should walk away clean.

[petertqrk]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[boy-wonderoncologist]

what ‼️ another house md character ranking ⁉️ no way ‼️ (thanks for voting)

[euryalex]

do you even fucking care

[freckledjoes]

"Still super jealous as hell, by the way."

[lengthofropes]

look at him he’s at his most 🤩⭐️

[greelin]

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

[hazardsoflove]

JAMES WILSON HOUSE | SEASON ONE

[emotional-emotion]

Bryan Cranston in Baywatch (1989 - 2001) 1.09 Cruise Ship

[greelin]

“you fucking that old man?” until his hips fucking shatter, baby!

[greelin]

cracking his spine like a glowstick. leave. or you can all watch. i don’t give a shit

[heiicats]

Cooking

[fishwithoneeye]