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Once we watched a lazy world go by Now the days seem to fly Life is brief, but when it’s gone Love goes on and on

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Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[thyrell]

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

[fimbry]

[the-memedaddy]

[cattgirl]

I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life

[90sclubkid]

John Francis Daley in Freaks and Geeks, 1999

[lagonegirl]

We don’t even need a disney remake of Mulan. Look at this.

I would totally watch more Disney reboots if children from the actual ethnicities were cast in those movies.

[dutchster]

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

[syrupfae]

ig: danceypantsdisco

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

Get in loser, we’re going to the farmers’ market

[nunjournal]

we would be so lost without garlic

[awwcutepets]

Highly successful honeybee

[george-crowstanza]

Absolutely off the shits

[mens-rights-activia]

“Wildin’ in the pollen”

[princeheathen]

lost in the sauce

[toastbutteregg]

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

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[lesbianshepard]

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

[lesbianshepard]

someone: oedipus was fucked up like who fucks their own mother??? fucking weirdo.

me: it’s not his fault! he didn’t know!

[lesbianshepard]

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

[lesbianshepard]

i have been informed that oedipus’ dad, laius, did in fact bring a curse upon himself for kidnapping and raping king pelop’s son chrysippus.

i stand by my stance that it’s still ridiculous to punish oedipus and jocasta for laius’s crimes. also why would the godss curse oedipus for fucking his mom when they tricked him into doing it in the first place? fucked up.

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”

[gahdamnpunk]

HELL TO THE YES I would

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update:

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another update lol