@heinzbeansfan - Tumblr Blog

Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

striders

kind of a milf.

striders

none needed brother

skopostheorie

why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.

lizardperson

geitonas

mike’s drinking buddies

moonbasetycho

stellerfly

"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

ravenkinnie

I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

psych-is-the-name

my hungry ass could never work at a cemetery😋

jakesullypussyhair

amygdalae

The way the activity tab cuts the end off replies with ellipsis is the funniest thing in the world sometimes

onceiwashere

the thing they don’t tell you when you’re a kid is that you have to learn to accept hypocrisy in everyone around you and yourself otherwise you’ll go insane and get kicked out of society and put in a big shredder

fairycosmos

ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell

funnypizzaland2002

fairycosmos

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry. cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now