person second

~ soon, it will be a new day ~ ~ where we’re from, it already is ~

[inloveandfear-deactivated202505]

John Oliver *crowd cheers*

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

Big things are happening on Reddit.

[integer-disarray]

You're missing the best part. This was in response to a statement by Reddit CEO Steve Huffman (quote from The Verge):

"“It’s like a protest in a city that goes on too long, and the rest of the citizens of the city would like to go about their lives,” he said to me in an interview on Thursday. When I pointed out that top posts on r/all were about the protests, he noted that those posts didn’t allow comments. “If there were comments on there, I bet I can tell you what those comments would say. They would say “knock this off, it’s annoying.”"

In response to this, r/pics and r/gifs moderators decided to hold a poll to decide the future of the subreddit, and the results are clear:

r/pics: return to normal, -2,329 votes; “only allow images of John Oliver looking sexy,” 37,331 votes.

r/gifs: return to normal, -1,851 votes; only feature GIFs of John Oliver, 13,696 votes.

Steve Huffman is a fucking idiot who hates his site's users, and John Oliver is fucking sexy.

Please read more below:

Two of the biggest Reddit communities reopened in the funniest way possible

“All posts must be images of John Oliver looking sexy.”

[straightgirls]

[susiethemoderator]

OH MY GOD.

[earthnicity]

“I was 14, I didn’t know what I was doing.”

whaT THE FUCK

[thegaymertrainer]

This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon

[steamedtangerine]

[seoscribbles]

John Oliver is so crazy cus you see him and he's british and he's wearing a suit in front of a fake new york city skyline and you're like yeah another white Democrat making jokes at late night but then he starts buying and cancelling millions of medical debt and saying defund the police years before it was widely-held conversation and drawing rats fucking each other and before you know it this owl in human skin has made you a radical leftist

[beemovieerotica]

to clarify he purchased the painting of the rats fucking each other and then commissioned an artist to draw his fursona with a raging hard on.

the man has experienced ego death and is using his powers for good.

[where-our-stories-start]

Last Week Tonight, March 16, 2022

[angelsonthesideline-deactivated]

What the fuck do you know about pain?

[sseureki]

This is why he’s undefeated in his Emmy category. 

[geek-ramblings]

John Oliver Just Found A 'F**king Creepy' But Legal Way To Blackmail Lawmakers

The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more. 

[wisteria-wolf]

How can you mention the ted cruz ad and not include what the ad they clicked on looks like? Anyways, here it is:

[geek-ramblings]

John Oliver Just Found A 'F**king Creepy' But Legal Way To Blackmail Lawmakers

The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more. 

[eggsaladstain]

That’s the kind of question that only has one right answer, like “is the Queen dead?” The obvious answer to that being, yes, absolutely, she’s been dead since 2007 and it’s a good thing.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, March 6, 2022

[inloveandfear-deactivated202505]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

watch john oliver destroy me. Watch john oliver in his new video just fucking end me. watch John oliver in his new you tube video just fucking atomize my body with a laser cannon leaving no traces of me behind. watch the video you fucking coward

[unfunnystandup]

not a day goes by where i do not desperately wonder what has happened to op

[datarep]

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

[daggers-drawn]

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

[medium-guy]

Professor Ian Duncan: old, British, alcoholic, horny bastard, looks like a dark academia 5th beatle, scholar with a prominent nose

Me: “scholar with a prominent nose” 🥺🥰✨💍👈💖

[inloveandfear-deactivated202505]

I’m still losing my mind over “you're having an existential crisis, and the best lesson you could take away from it is that you are someone, even when you're by yourself.” PLEASE I wouldn’t know how to act if somebody told me that