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Ember

[touhouweed]

[white-yoda-occultism]

Larval stage

[footpawfetish]

[cryptotheism]

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

[howieduet]

The rats have fled the sinking ship

The wolves have fled the sinking ship

The dragons have fled the-

[cryptotheism]

I'm not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.

[ayellowbirds]

[fancyson]

one thing you need to know about me is that i am constantly having insane galaxy genius ancient greek philosopher level thoughts about everything ever all the time but before leaving my mouth they get filtered through seven layers of autism and come out sounding like a youtube comment made by a nine year old

[fancyson]

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leviathan-supersystem]

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

[iicarys]

[skoople]

[rodrickheffeley]

[blemgoid]

fucking reddit loser I work with won’t shut the fuck up about “cosmic insignificance” or fuckin whatever.  Acting like people’s problems don’t exists because some geeks sent a satellite to take a photo of the earth from a billion miles away.  “Wowie look it’s really small, I bet the holes in your shoes don’t matter in the long run.  Did you know there’s over 100 planets in the universe?  And they’re all a million miles big and really far away?  I guess planet earth isn’t so special after all.”  Home boy I cant afford medicine

[blemgoid]

stabbing u in the eye but its okay becasue I saw a really big rock with my telescope

[adz]

met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality

[adz]

he also waffled for like five minutes saying he wanted to tell me something but i had to promise to not be offended, and i was looking pretty fruity and i was like “dang i might be about to get slurred but this man seems nice” and agreed, and he was like “in america, dogs are treated better than the homeless.” unfortunately 100% correct and very sobering

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jaubaius]

Some sounds you probably haven’t heard in awhile!

[definitelynotaminion]

I miss technology being clickity clackity! It was very stimming and enriching

[sativamargarita]

needing this rn

[mrhealyourgirl]

baby bongle

[funny-jamin]

Smoking that goo goo gaa gaa

[thanatos-moon]

[buggest]

ITS REAL ITS REAL HOLY FUCK ITS NOT FAKE OMIGOD

The Rosette Nebula is a vast emission nebula associated with an open cluster in Monoceros constellation. It lies at a distance of 5,200 ligh

[coughloop]

[mousenemy]

Yeah ill reblog that

[bathylychnops]

guy who listens to spotify when he works but its one ad after another and you think theres going to be a song eventually but its all ads and you catch a glimpse of the playlist title and its "ads to relax and listen to"

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this is just what listening to the radio is like

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

[ilikeyoshi]

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

[ilikeyoshi]

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?