@cryptidcockroach - Tumblr Blog

hey can everyone do me a favor and put in the tags why they chose their name? even if you don't go by a chosen name irl, you can put why you chose your online name.

#I saw a post online that was like #nb people choose the first syllable of their deadname and that's their new bame #and then I tried lee and that didn't work #so I tried lou instead and #hmmmm. yeah that me :^)#done

1anonyymous1

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

reneesociety

cricketcat9

Yes, you WOULD think....

alleesaur

the productivity creatures

mizuthe-cat

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

mizuthe-cat

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

one-time-i-dreamt

cherries-coffee-joints

jehovahhthickness

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

jehovahhthickness

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

stormsbourne

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

tibli

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best