Okay, Jenna, repeat after me.
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

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noise dept.

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin

titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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@helenzaass
Okay, Jenna, repeat after me.
these fools had a candlelight vigil for the Taco Bell that burned down 😂
aggressively american
@ElaheIzadi:’Beauty and the Beast’ to have Disney’s first-ever ‘exclusively gay moment’ @HeatherMatarazz: I thought it was when I popped out the closet in “Princess Diaries 2”
also this
She definitely legalized same-sex marriage in Genovia
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.
Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.
I absolutely do not like that.
You don’t have to believe everything you think.. We’ve been programmed. Wake up. We miss you.
Erykah Badu (The Healer)
“Fuck Woke. I’m dead”
#ACTUALLY MARRIED