Barricade Boys and Fairy Dust

Em, 30, she/her. I have a minor problem, whose name is Courfeyrac. Once I was a Les Mis blog, now I only care about kittens and Kaleidotrope.

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[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The source of her power:

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The most delicious little strawbebby...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Presenting the politest of little gentlemen

[mildmayfoxe]

i’m posting this here because i’m high and it’s making me feel indescribable emotions

[bonivers]

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

[trickstarbrave]

[righthandarm-man]

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[that-1940s-homosexual]

More mincemeat stuff

[primarybufferpanel]

I love a highly specific pet advert

[ninjabunny]

ISO: A Pasture Potato / Xanax with a Tail | Facebook

ISO: A Pasture Potato / Xanax with a Tail Attention Sellers: Our pasture is currently a 24/7 reality show of "Mare Drama" and hormonal side-

Here’s the Facebook post if anyone wants to read a lot of comments about very dumb horses! It’s public so no log in is needed

[cumaeansibyl]

GREAT NEWS check out the post! they found their potato!!!

[freckledmer]

Screenshoted the update for anyone who doesn't want to deal with Facebook:

[ferrific]

And a picture of the ham sandwich:

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[serpexnessie]

Do Not Enter

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[adamnsey]

hey i heard we were doing fleabag/wudm parallels

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[aroloverboy]

Have a little nothing

[twilightarcade]

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