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[helicoidcyme]

the signs as things my girlfriend’s said to me

aries: “trees are good”

taurus: “compared to us, hardly anyone else even has a relationship, just dorky clown parties”

gemini: “if i become a dread fire sorceress with a volcano lair do you wanna come swim around in it sometimes”

cancer: “but you can get the hate out with kisses its a thing”

leo: “do you think when news of the french revolution reached versailles it caused unrest! in the ballroom”

virgo: “i think i might be a momma badger but that may just be bc ive been gay for fictional badgers for a very long time now”

libra: “you have a very nice armpit”

scorpio: “wowie zowie”

sagittarius: “theres a pretty broad gradient between “my sibling” and “my sandwich” and im happy to fall in between there somewhere”

capricorn: “Fuck chocolate and fuck happiness, you blasphemous heathen.”

aquarius: “holy shit i love shit so much”

pisces: “look trees”

[helicoidcyme]

when theres yells and you have to listen to them so you know whether theyre gonna be more than yells and youre not allowed to use headphones or earplugs to shut them out bc maybe youll be attacked :)

[helicoidcyme]

good news is once tumblrs dead yall wont have to deal with shit like this ;D

[helicoidcyme]

like just for the record this isnt just me being traumatized there was an actual literal discussion about keeping the doors locked to keep this person out that included consideration of whether We Could Take Him if he got violent so like im not just bein dramatic and ptsd here im making reasoned points and bein dramatic and ptsd

[helicoidcyme]

when theres yells and you have to listen to them so you know whether theyre gonna be more than yells and youre not allowed to use headphones or earplugs to shut them out bc maybe youll be attacked :)

[helicoidcyme]

good news is once tumblrs dead yall wont have to deal with shit like this ;D

[helicoidcyme]

when theres yells and you have to listen to them so you know whether theyre gonna be more than yells and youre not allowed to use headphones or earplugs to shut them out bc maybe youll be attacked :)

[creekfiend]

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

[creekfiend]

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

[strangehorse]

[ID: reply from ‘inappropriateghosttouching’ which says ‘it’s more humid than what a crested gecko would like. its all i know sorry’]

[helicoidcyme]

i still lack the ability to see which posts are flagged, which seems like an important feature? but oh well

[milksshrimp]

gold

[crykea]

[ID: Two paintings. The first shows a clawed pitch-black hand digging into a greyish pale limb. The second painting shows the incisions on the arm bleeding glimmering gold. end description] 

[horreurscopes]

i love logging onto tumblr and seeing every single person i follow freaking out over this site self destructing. feels like a homestuck update

[bogleech]

And now a warning about drafts

You ever write up a post you decide will be too controversial or embarrassing but leave it in your drafts to sleep on and then forget about it? How about real personal stuff you weren’t sure you wanted to share at the time? Heavy-ass receipts on bad shit you’re leaving there only just in case you’re forced to use them? Well if any of your drafts get flagged by the new system, a mod can apparently see them in with all your other flagged posts, and if they un-flag them, it publishes them automatically as a brand new post. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

[truntechgodhead]

tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

[truntechgodhead]

wait fuck thats sa

[gaytotodile]

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

[buglordsupreme]

hell

[gaytotodile]

great!!!! see you there my dude

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[helicoidcyme]

i havent seen any flags on any posts (except in screenshots) even when i see the actual posts in question. what

[helicoidcyme]

so it looks like the integrated tumblr export function (at the bottom of the blog-specific settings), while slow and also suboptimal, does give you your shit

note that it does so in a pile of separate media files and then one html file per post containing just text, so its not good but its something and it works with password-protected sideblogs

[helicoidcyme]

Tumblr, in a Soldier 76 voice: We are all catholics now

[helicoidcyme]

@staff

Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing? You can't tell people what gender their nipples are! We're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my flag? Why aren’t my nipples flagged?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I! don't! think so! Just stop! being! so! silly!

[helicoidcyme]

interesting how much power this reveals apple to have

imagine if they removed apps that supported nazis