bricked up with the amontillado

she/her, Marxist-Leninist. F.K.A. ad astra per aspirin, I am on my mahjong arc

[enba-and-luka]

[romanpaulov]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[karnalesbian]

god's honest truth is that there is literally no better feeling than having bad things happen to people you don't like

[samirasystole]

random but here is a recipe for cold peanut noodles that you can make during hot weather because i just ate this and had a fantastic time

2tbsp of peanut butter. a splash of rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, maple syrup. some chili flakes, some sesame seeds. a splash of water to thin it out. now you put in your noodles (cooled!!!! boiled and rinsed so they’re cold!!) and then some chopped up cucumber or carrot or avocado or cabbage or any crunchy vegetable. i just used cucumber

you can also put in lime juice or herbs or sriracha or grated garlic/ginger or anything like that; tofu/tempe/meat for more protein etc. noodle wise this can be ramen soba udon whatever, i used soba. enjoy homies

[mad-hare]

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

[mad-hare]

They don’t like this

[maimonidiva]

atheist atheist: İ don't believe in god because İ believe in dialectical materialism, which is incompatible with belief in god

religious atheist: İ don't believe in Gd because Hashem commands us to seek truth and dialectical materialism is truth

agnostic atheist: nobody knows why İ don't understand dialectical materialism

[quinnactually]

why are your i's so long

[maimonidiva]

because of the material conditions

[transmetropolitan]

Postea a este Messi ganzero de la suerte para anular mufa y traer prosperidad

[DI: Messi, el mejor jugador del mundo, con ropa de entrenamiento de la selección argentina, usando su mano izquierda para acomodarse el terrible pedazo de 47cm que guarda entre las piernas]

[toskarin]

the wheel trend is so much better than the uquiz one. no more favourite lyrics from songs that tell you a little too much about how spotify-poisoned op is. you click the button and now you're assigned water deer. just like in real life.

[toskarin]

each of the main three sentences in this post prompted an entirely distinct strain of person to send me death threats when it escaped target audience and that's kind of impressive even by my standards

[witchofanguish]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

[martial-art-world]

what’s the best liquid to sit in to make your bones stronger

wikipedia.org/wiki/Synovial_fluid

[geologyin-blog]

Grape agate from Indonesia, a type of botryoidal agate.

Photo: Grapescrystal_galery

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[gumi-megpoidd]

me when i get

Orchiectomy

[sexualencountersatwalmart]

LT. COLUMBO: that's a very nice drawing you've done there, of that pretty young lady leaking in her panties. but i can't help but notice that you've tagged her "boy". now the commenters, they seem to understand something i don't. look here, "best boy," "i love pathetic boys," "want him to be my wife." now i have a wife, see, and she knows all about this internet pornography stuff—me, i'm more of a nudie mag guy myself—but she tells me a woman with the equipment you've drawn here, well, shouldn't she be tagged "futanari"? ah, he doesn't have breasts you say? well that's funny, because i actually took the liberty of looking through your art tag, and if you look here at the first time you drew your character, you'd be right. flat as a board! but now look at this one compared to your new drawing. now i'm no expert in these things, but i think your "boy" here has what my wife would call "six-monthers"

***

LT. COLUMBO: the boys at the station sent me a few more of your pieces. really impressive stuff, you have quite a talent. now, i had a few questions about this piece here, the one with the muscular woman—ah, i see this one is tagged "futanari," whaddya know?—this "futanari" woman here going to town on our "boy's" ass—really going at it, you love to see it—but my question is, our "boy" here has a little blue Mars symbol beside him, but his well-endowed partner there doesn't. now why would that be? ah, because the Mars symbol is just for men, not futas. of course. thank you sir, i'll get out of your hair... Oh, one more thing. In this picture here, it's all men, right? Our "boy" there and his three large sexual partners. But if they're all men... How come Little Miss HRTitties is the only one with a Mars symbol beside her?

[egregore-engine]

"I know it's problematic but this is my 'comfort' IP" and you look at the IP and it's called something like Herr Joanne's Epic Ubermensch Party For Discerning Nazis and the defense is always something like well I used to watch DisNaz with my big brother before he went off to college and it reminds me of happier times in my life...

I don't care about fandom discourse I'm not here to litigate which Stories that have Characters Who Do Bad Things Are Bad but I think there's a pretty stark line between "fandom quibbles" and "is literally media glorifying imperialism etc"

[egregore-engine]

Did you know there's an entire active Call of Duty fandom where people ship the soldier schmoopies. yeah that Call of Duty. The franchise about being an Epic American Soldier Operator.

[biggestchongyunfan]

big sad

A self-proclaimed strongest fairy, Cirno, has been found molten on a sidewalk this morning. This is connected to global warming caused by influences outside the Gensokyo. To help the cause internally, we urge all yokai to stop smoking mega blunts and throwing parties. Even you, Reimu.

[sailatina3]

Lets all get feminized ok?