skeleton queen

i love to yell

[slightmood]

my surprise soup themed wedding

me: *rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking*

guests: ?????????????????????????????

me: :)

[dfkshkjs]

can we please stop romance-coding the phrase “in love” that would be great thanks

[goobra]

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[sleep-safe]

this is…. meta as fuck

[garbagequeer]

talking to men about music is just

[mysharona1987]

Everyone in the Trump admin:

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[plants4]

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

Salvadore Monella 2 hours later

[hella-spooky]

FAQ

Q: what the hell is wrong with you?

A: yeah

[angelicguy]

[minfonica]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

an apple a day keeps the

it tastes good 

[caffeine-n-cigs-deactivated2017]

we young but we stressing like we 40

[lovecatcher]

[daftalchemist]

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

[angielio-blog]

[classicmeevs]

watch them consider the worm

[doniblogs]

“boi u just”

[shuhvon]

Tonights mood?

[blueqkazoo]

[thegaymerist]

“how’s your summer?”