Melanel

23. Florida. Sagittarius. ESTJ. Slytherin. Geographer. Nail artist. Whatever.

[teathattast]

[1kpenny]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pizza rolls are the baby form of Hot Pockets, which are the teenage form of Calzones.

[bigtuna108]

[wild-whorlax]

Well this is a hot take i wasnt ready for

[knifefightscene]

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Same energy

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

[drferox]

Yup.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

[antique-scarecrow]

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[bandtshirt]

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

it’s britney,

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[amanda-jess27-deactivated201908]

Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

the mood for 2019

[welele]

[wayward-quartz]

[macabrekawaii]

Sailor Moon is so important

[wolfsheims]

Visit Original Link

Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

[hirasawaschoiceass]

this remix is basically this image:

[fallenangelontheceiling]

#this is peak 2018

[teathattast]

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[no-chill-at-all]

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[catchymemes]

[pizzamenu-deactivated20181209]

Must be an important raccoon.

[africanaquarian]

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

[mesopelagic]

seals that make you go oo

[mesopelagic]

seals that make you go ä