Always Angry

Very Sad, Very Rad

[whitepeopletwitter]

History repeats itself.

[lake-erie]

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

[kaijuerotica]

someone, at my apartment for the first time: wheres your bathroom?

me: end of the hall. if you see jeff goldblum, you’re in the right place.

[kaijuerotica]

No there’s just a giant picture of Jeff Goldblum in my bathroom

[tvandfilm]

[svnflower-blog]

I want to live simply. I want to sit by the window when it rains and read books I’ll never be tested on. I want to paint because I want to, not because I’ve got something to prove. I want to listen to my body, fall asleep when the moon is high and wake up slowly, with no place to rush off to. I want not to be governed by money or clocks or any of the artificial restraints that humanity imposes on itself. I just want to be, boundless and infinite.

[starkdusts]

me when someone tells me shit like “you know all these meds are actually worse for you they turn you into a zombie ://”, “you should try yoga”, “why dont you exercise more”:

[mr-psycho-bunny]

[turing-tested]

[brittany-murphy]

[rustandruin]

I needed this.

[thebelchers]

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[meetmeinthehallway]

me @ my depressed ass:

[monicapotterss-deactivated20141]

[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[proto-homo]

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

[red-weiland]

[michaun]

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