the garbage will do

rey, old enough, you cannot gender me in a way that matters. wyll ravengard stan. thinking about the war in our stars, transformers, hobbits, x-men comics, baldur’s gate, and more. (icon by matt kaufenberg) tags | ao3 | tweeter

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[arsuf]

“I never had a mother.” “What are you talking about? You had two.”

[beaft]

friends watching with mild concern while i repeatedly attempt to stand up in the sea

[beaft]

[catsofyore]

This sweet photo from 1963 has an unusual amount of writing on the back. “That’s the cat I’ve had since last year and he’s big and beautiful now. And that’s the dog we got from the ASPCA (American Society for the prevention of cruelty to animals). He was the ugliest and skinniest there and Jack didn’t like him, but he was affectionate. That was three weeks ago. Now he’s fat and still affectionate. He’s seven months old. A mongrel (spaniel – beagle – terrier) dog but obedient and gets along well with the cat.” ❤️

[catsofyore]

Writing on the back of this one says “I don’t like this program”. Photo from my collection, 1961.

[catsofyore]

By the light of the moon. 🌕 postcard from my collection, mailed 1909.

[machine-unlearning]

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

[machine-unlearning]

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

[machine-unlearning]

Ogre so dumb he isn't even aware of the best-known quotations of ancient Greek literature intended to expose the character’s shallowness! At this rate Ogre will never get through Chapter 3!

[luna-azzurra]

What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.

[evilwizard]

It must genuinely be so crazy. Like, your dumb little evil wizard gimmick blog becoming as popular and well known, at least on tumblr itself, and even beyond tumblr (ie youtube tumblr dubs), and you just get to unwind and have fun wizardmaxxing. being so whimsypilled. bringing doom upon all those who dare sully your fun. it's so amazing.

It is exactly as fun as it looks <|:^) truly could not happen on any other social media site

[sarafangirlart]

Literally where I stand in this “historical accuracy” discourse lol

Remember old Hollywood historical movies that weren’t accurate yet still served? We need to have that back.

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[brucewayneseyeshadow]

all fax no printer

[cipheramnesia]

You absolute dumbass. He's from Whoville. All their last names are Who. That's why he's called Doctor Who. Okay?