byronic vvillain

Your name is Eridan Ampora, and two sweeps ago you held the url ahabsiconoclast. You played a game once and lost some friends, but you dont think about that anymore. You now work under a sinister shithead who goes by the name of Lord Hold, a jackass copycat killer you are ashamed to call your kismesis. Umbrage, as you prefer to call him, has adopted you as a Handmaid Guardian in training, and you are getting really tired of this bullshit. {{ au future!timeline blog for eridan rp blog ahabsiconclast }}

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neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to your post:neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to...

uH. I DO NOT KNOW. WHY ARE YOu SO WEIRD.

ivve been alivve for three thousand swweeps and livve wwith a large wwhite orb

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neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to your post:neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to...

WHAT.

yeah can you  believve he didnt have xkit

also wwhy is there so much corn here 

[ahabsiconoclast]

movvin on up

[hellionsvvalet-blog]

the process has been completed 

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neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to your post:neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to...

THE ME THAT HANGS WITH YOu IS NOT ME. HE IS A DIFFERENT ME. DO NOT CONFuSE uS.

its not him either

this one is dead

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neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to your post:neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to your post:dead...

HAA HAA HAA.

by the wway its your husktop

im at your hivve 

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neverendingpuzzlemurders replied to your post:dead in the soil i heard a fuckin shame  wwhat a...

WHAT. LEAVE.

the guy wwho owwns this husktop doesnt evven havve xkit installed so i just might

[hellionsvvalet-blog]

dead in the soil i heard

a fuckin shame 

wwhat a lost wwonder on our wworld

[anguitenensduplex-deactivated20]

BuSY NOT DYING.

[hellionsvvalet-blog]

that can be pretty time consumin yea

not dyin from a particular item a lethality or just in general

[anguitenensduplex-deactivated20]

NAH. I DON’T FEEL LIKE GETTING INTO DETAIL. BESIDES. I AM BuSY.

[hellionsvvalet-blog]

foiled again

busy wwith wwhat exactly

[anguitenensduplex-deactivated20]

I DO NOT OWN A SCARF. BuT MY MAGIC CHANGES COLOuR LIKE AN EPILEPTIC NAuSEATING FuCK SHOW. ALSO DESTRuCTIVE. I COuLD PROBABLY MuRDER GHOSTS WITH THIS SHIT. 

[hellionsvvalet-blog]

interestin

please tell me more about this

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OKAY. I DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT YOu ARE. YOu CAN LEAVE OuT THE FANCY TITLES OR I SHOuLD START DOING THAT. HELLO. I AM uMBRAGE. THE LAST OF MY BLOOD CASTE. I AM A SuPER POWERED TIME TRAVELLING TROLL AND ALSO. I’M HOT. 

NO. YOu ARE JuST IMPLYING IT IS SHITTY.

[hellionsvvalet-blog]

but does your scarf change colors do you evven havve a scarf

im not

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knowingoverseer replied to your post:knowingoverseer replied to your...

no i’m fairly certain it is. i coUld probably go dig it Up in yoUr blog even.

no need for that you are simply mistaken

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YEAH. I HAVE. WHY.

[hellionsvvalet-blog]

i find it mildly entertainin

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I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOu ARE IMPLYING MY METHODS OF REMEMBERING A PERSON IS SHIT. uM. IT IS NOT. I REMEMBERED YOu DIDN’T I? 

DON’T ANSWER THAT. I DID.

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you did and im vvery proud a you 

recallin a single time travvelin superpowwered aquatic persons existence can be vvery difficult

i havvent implied anythin a that nature in fact i told you that i find your name vvery acceptable 

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knowingoverseer replied to your post:knowingoverseer replied to your...

no no i’m fairly certain that’s my memory.

i havve checked the books and no 

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ARE YOu IMPLYING JENNIFER IS A SHIT NAME.

[hellionsvvalet-blog]

its acceptable

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ALRIGHT JENNIFER. I AM PLEASED THAT YOu ARE NOT BEING A BITCH ABOuT THIS.

[hellionsvvalet-blog]

i havve no reason to be

wwhat you call me doesnt really change that im better than you and i understand your need to compensate for that