Von Krieger's Draconic Hoard of Reblogged Things

Mostly stuff that made me giggle.

[ovicorv]

Betray her, before she can betray you.

[bi-accident]

Niche skill check

[dollsahoy]

Slight correction to a lot of the comments--it's not "Baking guy plays piano too," it's "Piano guy bakes too"

Young pianist with a love for yesteryear hits the right notes

Inspired by the entertainers of Bermuda’s “golden age”, composer and pianist Dylan Hollis is hard at work on what he does best — creating mu

I was trying to track down a non-soundcloud version of Chords of Humanity, the song he wrote that when he was 17 was used by Doctors Without Borders, and instead found that it was used in a Fallout New Vegas mod that he may also have made at 17?

The Rockwell Pursuit

A Large Expansive Quest Mod has the courier travelling across Post-Apocalyptic America. To reunite the Rockwell People with their Superstruc

which is a sequel to another mod that's also credited to a Dylan Hollis, which I'm not necessarily assuming is him. Could have been a different Dylan Hollis who happened to have found the song by searching his name--oh, wait, there's a video of game play (with the song as background), and there's a tiny bit of voice acting...yeah, that's him.

[dollsahoy]

More people finding out his Fallout affinity thanks to this shirt

[tyrantisterror]

Imagine working at the Italian restaurant in Lady and the Tramp. You don't know you're in a secret life of pets sort of situation, so as far as you know dogs don't secretly speak to each other and possess human levels of society and consciousness. One day two dogs show up in the back alley behind your restaurant, and your boss declares that they must be in love and demands that you and the other staff prepare a romantic feast for them. One of the older waiters gleefully plays along - this is a common occurrence, it seems.

On the one hand, you're happy your boss is willing to spend time and money on something so whimsical and frivolous - the next time you need sick leave won't be so tense for you. On the other, though... Is this whimsy going to affect the restaurant's bottom line? How long will this job last if you're spending so much time and money on two dogs who won't pay their bill?

[browsethestacks]

Jessica Rabbit

Art by Stephanie Pepper

Twitter | Inprnt

[rxdxct3d-deactivated20260301]

[moderate-irritation]

Friendly reminder that that is canon.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[jono74656]

[mikkeneko]

Did he go to Amaury's school?

[knockknockitsnickels]

I have obtained Herself

[baddywronglegs]

Are lace-makers ever struck by the realisation that all the holes were already there before they started?

[batbetbitbotbut]

Fanciest lace I've ever made, just need to fill in the edges.

[logo-comics]

Due to the craftsmanship shown in this picture, the emperor has requested that you make all of his clothes out of that exact lace.

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[adhdwerewolfgf]

i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fucking mile

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

dear god

[kaban-bang]

There's more-

[demilypyro]

NO

[trubbishrubbish]

Chiaki gamersplains why she is not autistic.

You thought I was done with the @demilypyro sprite animations didn't ya! Well I sure got you! Sometimes all it takes is one special moment in a stream that makes me want to animate to it.

Audio from this VOD.

[demilypyro]

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Sad King

Stephen King: everyone, listen up! my boy joe is going to tell a story tonight! Joe Hill: dad you don't need to do this King: everyone!! pay attention!! King: this one's gonna be good!! King: just like all his other stories Hill: dad please King: i love my beautiful boy!!!

King: everyone, you're going to love this one King: ok joe go ahead Joe Hill: submitted for the appr King: IT'S ABOUT A DRAGON Hill: dad! King: i'm sorry joe i couldn't help it King: i'm just so excited King: my boy joe wrote about a dragon Poe: hm i gathered

King: you're all gonna really like it King: it's a sprawling, multi-decade epic, a real moby dick of horror King: it's like joe hill's It King: except instead of a clown, it's got a dragon!! Hill: i wouldn't describe it like that King: it's exactly like that

Joe Hill: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of king sorrow Hill: it's about a group of friends who use a grimoire to make a faustian pact with a dragon Hill: as you do

Hill: so for this story we're going back Hill: back to the 90s Hill: when our hero isn't busy wearing flannel and listening to grunge rock and receiving AOL CDs in the mail, he's summoning dragons

Hill: so they summon this evil dragon Hill: from the fiery depths of the hell dimension Hill: and this eternally evil demon monster from beyond infinity looks at them and says Hill: COR BLIMEY GOVNA BIT O A STICKY WICKIT INNIT Hill: NIMMY UP THE WICKERSHAMS BOBS A DONUT RIGHTO

Hill: anyway this story deals with a major moral dilemma that i'm sure all of us have struggled with at some point Hill: is it ok to make a contract with an eldritch dragon from another dimension to do murders? King: boy King: we've all been there! King: am i right, guys? Poe: what

Hill: in a broader sense tho Hill: the real question is Hill: is it morally justified to murder evil people? Mary Shelley: yeah Hill: well wait just a second mary you haven't heard all the caveats yet Shelley: i said what i said

Hill: mary, stop it! you're not supposed to answer it Hill: it's a gedank experiment Hill: you know, like Hill: it's supposed to make you think Shelley: yeah i thought Hill: no! Hill: no not like that!

Shelley: do i get to kill the people myself Hill: no you just name them and then the dragon does the actual killing Shelley: fffffft Shelley: what's the fun in that Lafcadio Hearn: oo! it's like death note! Shelley: shut the fuck up nerd

Hill: guys be serious Hill: what if you had the power to murder, like, really evil people? Hill: it would still be murder Hill: would you want that on your conscience? King: hm really makes you think! Hill: exactly Barker: yeah makes you think about who you would murder Hill: no!

King: joe is right, it's a real moral dilemma King: i mean, i don't know if i could sanction murder King: even if it was the worst, most irritating, most annoying person in the world Barker: you sound like you have a name in mind, steve King: what? no no of course not King:

Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyyy stephano king! King: King: [sweats]

[burnazog]

A clip from my most recent highlights video of Demily's Danganronpa 2 streams of @demilypyro & @demegods laughing in complete sync

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sherlock Holmes having a universal ace experience -- expressing disinterest and immediately getting called an inhuman robot.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#images#sherlock holmes#sorry i don't turn rabid and marry the prettiest girl in sight at the push of a button my dear watson

Watson is like "of course I proposed marriage to a girl I met two days ago, I'm normal and make rational decisions"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I read this part just the other day#He literally proposes within two days it’s crazy

Every Sherlock Holmes remake that tries to make Watson the straight man does him a great injustice. Mfer is a total madlad. Everyone's like "oh he's not addicted to hard drugs and doesn't do chemistry experiments in his bedroom for fun" there are subtler ways to be completely unhinged.

[elf-kid2]

The thing is, Watson may or may not instigate the Situations & Shenanigans, but he voluntarily spends most of his Sherlock Holmes, who DOES!

““Normal”“ people do not do that.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Watson will show up at Holmes' place and be like "are you doing any investigations of super weird shit today" and Holmes will be like "yes I am cornering this dangerous mass murderer, you should come and bring your gun in case anyone tries to shoot us" and Watson will do it without question, thinking "I'm so glad he's got something wholesome to distract himself with so he doesn't take more cocaine".

[itswalky]

[geeoharee]

[ms-demeanor]

Are you kidding? Poor impulse control, emotional dysregulation, and novelty-seeking - ADHD is what's wrong with Watson and Holmes is trying to get him to be reasonable and do cocaine about it.

[shattersaurus]

Hello everyone!

Last year I started designing a series of Coat of Arms, themed in the spirit of Pride Month and using different mythological creatures as heraldic animals. I now aim to turn these designs into wearable pins and will be running a Kickstarter in July to fund this endeavor! I have found a very trustworthy local manufacturer, who has already shown the quality of their craftsmanship with the first batch of test pins I received, just look at the detail they were able to produce!

Since I try to support local manufacturers, which produce pins with fair wages and are more ethical than outside of Europe, the pins are more expensive to create than through the usual pipeline via Asia.

I therefore seek to crowdfund the expenses since they would be more than I can afford. If you are interested and look forward to support this little endeavor, please follow the link below to sign up for a mailing list. People who signed up on the email list and pledged during the campaign will receive an exclusive sticker set by the end of a successful launch consisting of the following designs:

SIGN UP ON OUR PRELAUNCH WAITING LIST TO GET THESE LITTLE GUYS FOR FREE

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[friend-crow]

[birds-in-posts]

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)