Nyx

i will answer any question you have.

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apothecary diaries AND booktok!!! :D u seem so cool what

haha thxxx 😭 i lowk js fell down both rabbit holes at the same time and never climbed out lol

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yea

Cardan: how do I wash this T-shirt? Jude: what does it say on the T-shirt? Cardan: pink floyd. Jude: *pulls out knife* Cardan:PUT IN WASHING MACHINE!!!! IT WAS A JOKE!!!! JUDE???? Madoc: wooohooooooooo

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"your honor, a man who is the law pushed me to break the law yet again."

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"I have abs, they aren't visible, but I can feel them" -one of my taekwondo friends in 3rd grade

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lol yea

Judge: so you want a divorce because your husband was extremely silly? Minnie, very angrily: No, I said he was fucking Goofy. Goofy: it felt very good, your honour.

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– Jamie Oliveira | from "Erosion"

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realllll

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I feel called out…

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just my (un)humble opinion.

TEAM MATTHIAS 4EVER FUCK HANNE. HANNE SHOULDVE ENDED UP WITH THAT GODDAMN PRINCE RASMUS AND NINA SHOULDVE HONORED MATTHIAS. BUT SHE GETS WITH A GIRL THE FKING SECOND HE DIES.

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POV: Isla in Skyshade after Zed shot her

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If Kaz learned that our fandom called him ‘Kazzle Dazzle’ he probably would be like “Who is calling me Kazzle Dazzle?” and our fandom would just be like “Me!” and get murdered by him willingly bcs that man is fine shit.

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why do people say "we're having a baby?" IS YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND PREGNANT? no, its just the woman.

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Convention Idea

imagine an i-dont-know-my-husband convention for kpop, anime, and book fans. and it's for people who's imaginary husband is the reason they are still single.

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Me in court:

"Your honour, he was very annoying"

"Sir, the murder was fully justified."

"He said what are you going to do? stab me?"

"You have the right to remain silent, your honour."

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Teenage Dream

why is teenage dream by katy perry legit every YA/NA/ROMANCE FMC's theme song?

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help the children have won

i was teaching taekwondo and this kid just starts kicking the backs of my calves and damn they hurt and are bruised asf

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"your honour, this man who pushed me to break the law is the law."

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What the actual fuck.

so, i was making wonton with my grandfather just to eat yknow? then he just blurts out of nowhere

"there's one filled with wonton skin"

and we all are like HELL NAH so yeah, we gonna find it at somepoint anyway lmao.