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@hello-there-november
Golden retrievers often serve as guides for mountain climbers and hikers. They are quick to learn trails and able to lead humans to safety. However, this breed is very afraid of heights and thus must be carried in a backpack in order to avoid panic.
Dr. Seuss House in Alaska
Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic.
This version is much better.
omg it’s so much better with the conclusion
A group of Aboriginal women from NSW are pleading with a property developer not to go ahead with a housing development located 20 metres from a sacred cave.
the Butterfly Cave is a sacred place where women from this indigenous community conduct ceremony, pray, and pass knowledge down to young women and girls; sign this petition to support their fight to protect it!
Please sign the petition, (linked in the article) the nsw government needs to step in to protect this indiginous women’s space.
Killed it 🎵🎵🎵 IG: https://www.instagram.com/iamezinma/
Oh shit she bodied it
When u fall off a fjord
Fjuck
a running tally of adorable things my 20-something year old math prof has said
-“hold onto your hats, kids, we’re gonna do some algebra!!! ….what? that’s a saying! that people say!” -“you know, they used to call richmond ‘fist city’. why are you laughing” -“so, if you start your weekend with $250, and you end up sunday night with $10- stop laughing, you’re gonna understand adulthood soon enough.” -“no, i can’t put my age in the spreadsheet, it’s gonna fuck up the results because you’re aLL 18 and i’m OLD!” -“i’m sorry an old man yelled at you, but that happens in the city. you just gotta get used to old men saying mean things. they’re mean to me too.” -him: “okay kids, someone tell me a joke while i erase the board” me: “my life” him: “you think your life is a joke now? just wait ‘til you’re a grad student. god i’m sad.”
update: -“you think you guys have it hard ‘cause you have to do a page of math homework? i have 10 credits worth of classes, which is a FULL LOAD for a grad student, my teaching job, my OTHER job… i haven’t slept in so long. who has coffee. no, fuck red bull i don’t drink that shit unless i’m desperate” -“you know, space jam came on tv the other day. that’s one heck of a movie, kids” -him: “you guys can call me whatever you want, honestly, as long as it’s not old man” me: “who calls you that you’re like 25” him: “I FELL ASLEEP WATCHING ONE MOVIE OKAY. ONE.” -“i love my dog! he’s better than, well, most people actually” -“i’m not smart just because i can do complex math in my head! ….okay maybe i am but my point is you can too someday” -“you’re not bad at this just because you can’t figure out the problem! that’s why you’re in school. you gotta learn how to do it first! i believe in you!” -“are you telling me none of you full grown 90’s kids know how to use an excel spreadsheet??? i take it back i don’t know if i can do this anymore”
this got like 300+ notes in two days so here’s another update for y'all: -“stop putting yourself down! you can do math! it’s easy for me because it’s my career path. you can do it, i promise.” -him: “uh….. i really should’ve worked this problem out beforehand. i forget how to do it.” ta: “dude aren’t you learning theoretical math? this is ALGEBRA” him: “shhhhhhhhh” -“google maps should be able to tell you how many douchebags are on your route. yes, ellie, i remember every instance you’ve told me about.” -him: “try this problem out! it’s a pretty cool one, the answer took years to figure out.” me, twenty minutes later: “…..there’s no solution is there” him & his colleagues, cackling like gremlins: “NO!” me: “you let me STRUGGLE for that long????” them: “yeah it was really funny” -him: “you have FOUR SHOTS of caffeine in your coffee…. is your heart gonna explode” me: “actually, maybe, i forgot to take my heart meds this morning” him, doing a perfect impression of the caveman spongebob meme: “WHAT THE FU C K ELL IE”
another update for today -him: “so the variable is….” me: “i don’t…. know” him: “[strangled shrieking]” me: “you good?” him: “i am a hollowed out shell of a man” -me: “bruh” him: “don’t call me bruh” me: “sorry dude” him: “that’s better” -“you know those old 90’s karate movies with the sensei that’s a complete asshole? i’d like to be like that, but for math. the asshole math sensei. that’s me” -“i’m so old. do you even know what top gun is??? knowing space jam is one thing, but if you don’t know what top gun is i’m too old to be friends with you”
we’ve almost reached 2k… time for another update -me, getting my test back: “i hate myself” him: “wait til you hit your mid-twenties. then that self hatred will really start solidifying” -me: “so i /will/ pass out, but you don’t have to call an ambulance” him: “you’ve been in my class for an entire month ellie. why do you wait to tell me important things? i get memes in my email but i don’t get to know important health concerns.” -“apples are fun to throw at stop signs. what, i was young once” -“i had GREAT sleep last night. like, four entire hours. god it was wonderful” -him: “matrices really get me going” me: “uh, what?” him: “that means it makes you excited right?” me: “yes but probably not the way you wanted to mean”
10 things you should give up to be happy
1. Give up your need to always be right.
2. Give up your need for control.
3. Give up blame.
4. Give up your self-defeating self-talk, and your limiting beliefs.
5. Give up complaining.
6. Give up your need to impress others.
7. Give up your resistance to change.
8. Give up your fears.
9. Give up your excuses.
10. Give up on living your life to fit other peoples’ expectations.
How To Attract What You Desire:
Before you begin:
• Know what you want. What you really want. And don’t think of “how” you’ll get it. • Write the desire in present tense on a card. It is now your goal card. • Carry this card with you and read it often. This is putting the desire into your subconscious mind. • Check if your goal is really what you want. Can you imagine bigger? Are you letting fear stop you? Are you answering your soul’s calling with this?
Night:
• How you fall asleep determines what shows up in your life. Everytime. Without fail. So we start our day how we fell asleep the night before, actually. Ask your self one question before you sleep: “If my wishes were fulfilled, how would I feel?” Fall asleep to that question satisfied. • Record an MP3 or voice note of your OWN voice, reciting positive affirmations. Get examples online but personalize them. Your subconscious mind trusts your own voice. Use it. • Never ever let yourself fall asleep feeling stress or failure. Don’t invite it in.
Morning:
• When your eyes open, set your intention for the day. • Did you have any dreams last night? Write them down. • Write 5 things you’re grateful for. Increase to 10 after a while and begin to include wishes that are yet to manifest e.g. “I’m grateful I now weigh __”
Day:
• Read Think And Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill. (PDF’s online) Read slowly and reflectively. • Read Feeling Is The Secret by Neville Goddard (PDF’s online) • The Secret book/DVD is great for beginners but you’re going to have to dig deeper to pull this off. • Do what makes you smile. Read, play your music, call a friend, go for walks. Do whatever you can to lighten your mood. • Write about your desire as if it’s already happened. • Visualize your life ASSUMING the desire has already happened. How do you feel? What are you wearing? Where are you? Was manifesting easy and fun?
Remember:
• Bruce Lee, Jim Carrey, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey, Big Sean, Conor McGregor and countless others have used this formula. It works, and it will work for you.
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that Relatable™ mental illness feel when you can’t tell if your workload is unreasonable or if you’d actuallly be able to handle this if you had a functioning fucking brain
*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class
