Supernatural

and absolutely nothing else

[high-functioning-time-idjits]

Let’s play a game!

When you see this, reblog and add a Supernatural quote. No repeats!!

I’ll start:

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

[isinfactgod-deactivated20200304]

I lost my shoe

[hyrulehearts1123]

Writing is hard

[kitkat-of-doom]

Assbutt

[snovolovac]

i like to think it’s because of my perky nipples 

[mojowoho]

Nipples???

[born-to-be-his-baby88]

Don’t objectify me.

[theoneandonlysaucymo]

I’m Not A Witch I’m A Nerd

[feelmyroarrrr]

Man, for some reason, I could really go for some pea soup

[poealsobucky]

Dude. Asia.

[re2d2]

Get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas

[ellen-reincarnated1967]

what do you want, giant?

[sleepywinchester]

Can I shoot her?

[wonhojiminie-deactivated2023012]

Cas, get out of my ass!

[roxy-davenport]

Hell’s fine. Hell’s like a Swiss watch. Don’t worry about Hell. Hell’s complicated

[spn-fan-girl-173]

I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.

[seriouslysami]

That was scary!

[keepingcalmisoverratedgoddamnit]

I’ll just… wait here then

[arvit]

“Is there anything real about you?” - “My boobs”

[awed-frog]

Dude, you’re confusing reality with porn again.

[gowatchthebees]

Pudding!

[reaperlove77]

Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?

[helianthus21]

They ate my tailor!

[greywrenn]

Did you know that a cat’s penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

[charlie-minion]

Freedom is a length of rope. God wants you to hang yourself with it.

[moonlightcas-deactivated2018111]

Read the Bible. Angels are warriors of God. I’m a soldier.

[domesticgold]

There’s no singing in Supernatural!!

[allthesupernaturalthings]

Fight the fairies!!!

[1nt3rn4l-f4ng1rl-scr34m1ng-deac]

You’re the short bus… short bus

[pinklaces34]

I killed Hitler

[p-b-and-cas]

You might say we pulled it out of Sam’s ass!

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

Cas, get out of my ass.

[campcowboy]

“Why is 6 afraid of 7? I assume its because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating.”

[lucislittlegirl]

Dean and i share a more profound bound.- I wasn’t going to mention that…

[sunriserose1023]

“You gonna look at more anime, or are you strictly into Dick now?”

[squirrelchester]

“Dude, you fugly.”

[highonpastries-deactivated20190]

“family don’t end in blood”

[retronerd89]

“Normal people, they see a monster, they run, but not us. No, no, no. We search out things that want to kill us. Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! /We/ are insane!”

[destiel-au-fics]

You’re lying to Sam like he’s your wife. Which kinda makes me your mistress.

[akingsfool]

I hope your Apple pie is freaking worth it!!!

[sprotteslaettberg]

Blow me, Cas

[constructiononsunsett]

It’s a gift. You keep those

[just-call-cas]

I love you; I love all of you

[raising-hells-deactivated201803]

“So big daddy chomper lands here, he grabs himself some dick…”

[pretttypadalecki-deactivated201]

Amen, Padaleski.

[abbessolute]

“It was a little glowing,hot,naked lady, with nipples and she hit me”

[jelly-beans-and-gstrings-deacti]

“I’m pretty sure it ain’t jelly beans and g-strings.”

[mrswhozeewhatsis]

“Well, I guess I just like being a pain in the pooper!”

[saxxxxology]

“It’s an alpaca, dumbass.”

[obsessedwithtoomanythings]

“Does he know the first rule is ‘Don’t tell your brother what we’re doing’?”

[faegal04]

“I’m a painted whore!”

[holywaterbucketchallenge]

Dude, you’re not gonna poke her with a stick.

[tricksterxangel]

“Hellooooooooo? Trickster!”

[nova-of-avalonia-deactivated202]

Dude, on my car. He showed up naked, covered in bees 

[askpeachrosino]

There ain’t no me if there’s no you

[consultingcriminal-deactivated2]

I love you.

[asphodelesauvage]

Is God famous?

[castiel-angel-of-thursdays]

You changed me, Dean

[dontelljess-shh]

“you know what they say, he who hesitates, disintegrates.”

[funnierinenochian85]

It’s not food anymore, Dean. IT’S DARWINISM!

[theysilencedyou]

Sam Winchester cries his way through sex

[nothavingjustbeing-deactivated2]

The one with guns and Tuberculosis. ‘I’m your huckleberry’.

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

God has a beard!

[proudpigeon]

“l like…. cocaine.”

[the-couch-potato]

Go save your brother..and my unicorn.

[impala-kaz]

I need to know everything about sex.. GO!!😅

[tinycowb0y]

yeah, well, there’s times i wanna get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a zorro mask, that don’t make it a good idea.

[thatmotleygirl]

Be like Elsa. Let it Go.

[thisisapaige]

The universe can be so many things and sometimes it is poetic.

[goindowninablazeofglory]

“Is it just me or are things getting a little phallic in here?”

[hello-there0-0]

“No one in the history of torture’s been tortured with torture, like the torture you’ll be tortured with.”

[bleachersgirl]

this is so funny to me. he’s hot he went to college and he used to drink demon blood is that not enough for you.

[stellakowalskis]

he’s gonna die one day and be princes consort to the queen of hell and spend eternity in booty shorts serving her mixed drinks 

[hello-there0-0]

Sam’s hair alone makes him very majestic.

[hello-there0-0]

I just had a sudden revolutionary thought while walking up the stairs (someone might have already thought of this but just in case no one did).

The other day I said to someone “there needs to be a cards against humanity supernatural pack” and then a few moments ago I thought the pack should be named “Cards Against Dean Winchester”

[angel-wing-feathers]

Still waiting on that video

[lovvedaggers]

*CW PR voice*: Latin America doesn't exist, actually.

[tootiredmotel]

So anyway LOVED that the first half of the finale was about the brothers getting Cas back because now that they get to live their own lives they don't really want to do it without him so they find a spell to turn him human and also Eileen is there helping them (because Jack brought back all the people chuck dusted duh) and they fight their way into the empty and do the spell so the empty spits human!Cas out and they all have this wonderful reunion hug, and then loved that we fast forwarded a couple of years to Sam and Eileen's wedding and we briefly saw Dean and Cas holding hands during the reception and UGH Dean's best man speech about all the shit he and Sam have gone through?? and how much he loves him??? and how he's glad Sam gets to live the life he's always wanted and deserved???? That was so so beautiful and so was their hug afterwards and the fact that all their surviving friends were there and even Jack!! made an appearance in the back of the room!!!! and ya know it was just such a nice ending anyways goodnight y'all

[tootiredmotel]

@hello-there0-0 RIGHT?????