helloshitposts

mostly goofy shitposting occasionally i Get Mildly Political and bitch about being chronically ill (also usually with goofy shitposts)

[caprisunisgud-deactivated202601]

I'm slowly starting to replenish my reaction images :D Feel free to send me some of your own 👇

[cozychell]

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every time i get a fever i think of that dumbass hampter meme like. this is literally me rn

[bbnotumbl]

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bbnobigotry <3

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the new pope has GOT to bring deep dish to the vatican. we’ll finally have an american vs italian pizza standoff

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyenby Contest 2025 Round 1

The Adjudicator (John Wick 3)

AM (IHNMAIMS)

Voting ended onMay 1, 2025

[hello-worldshitposting]

girl who the fuck is voting for the rosetta stone

[wearewatcher]

GET SCARED! AT VIDCON 2025

Ryan, Steven and Matt will be bringing the podcast to VidCon this year! Stay tuned for more info on scheduling, activities, and all that good stuff!

[hello-worldshitposting]

is the previous obligation getting shot in the street like a dog?

[fleshdyke]

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

[the-text-party]

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

[fleshdyke]

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

[hieronymus-botch]

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

[fleshdyke]

thats because i lied about this

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another tumblr classic net zero information post

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who’s up popping their farg

[strange-aeons]

Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck

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it’s time to bring back The Cheese Touch to fight facism

[hymen-restoration-project]

Unfollowing, I wanted to be a Feminarchist soldier so bad and I belive in the cause with all my heart but taylor allison swift is the straightest woman to ever straight and i just cannot take it anymore

I think at this point i dont disagree with you. My new Stan will be announced soon

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CHAPPELL CHAPPELL CHAPPELL

[elvis-official]

woah mama theres weird ominous plastic eggs on your blog???

Woah mama they're gonna put me in the egg

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in this economy?

[trans-ralsei]

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employment jelly! the great nation of america needs you!

[hymen-restoration-project]

I'm not a man or a trans man, I'm a cis woman. But i am fascinated by the implications of you thinking testosterone would make me send an ask about the basic human duty of.... Respecting people regardless of gender. What a dark corner, I really do hope I misread something and you're a satire.

Men go to the gulag. Women remain lauded in the Feminarchy. They serve us. Why the FUCK do you disagree with me? It's everything a woman could want. Personal manservants in every driveway! You get a eunuch! You get a eunuch! You get a eunuch! Traitor. You need to be re-educated, clearly. I hate men REGARDLESS of whether they're cis, that being said I am not a barbarian and trans men will get free T and health care and surgeries in the gulag as I do not believe in for-profit healthcare, the "ethics" are horrifying to say the least and I don't understand how anyone in this fecal world would support such a system unless they are one of the money grubbing murdering scoundrels that benefit from the health insurance blood dollars. Begone, pest, for I have no use for you until you renounce your traitorous boy-kissing ways and COME INTO THE LIGHT OF JESUSITA

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i was browsing through my small town local library today and saw fucking HOMESTUCK books one shelf apart from the scarlet letter. what the fuck.

[girlnephew]

[eruhamster]

scream-laughed so loud my cat jumped up from cuddling and my neighbor's dog started barking

[eruhamster]

ITS REAL ABAHSJSNSJJAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why the fuck is this written in the ao3 font

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[wizardarchetypes]

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

[el-smacko]

“monsterfucking is second nature to us tumblrites, so it’s easy for us to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck Pyramidhead and one or two xenonorphs”

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