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[sea--burn]

I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out

[dicksmasher]

[i-give-out-dogs]

Belgian Shepherd

[dicksmasher]

[teachmetokill]

what are you all waiting for. go create weird fictions

[lingwenboobs]

reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from

[runby2]

[gaycop]

[papayajuan2019]

big year for letting time pass you by

[stuckinapril]

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

[swamplevel]

"and I get to what, fuck the dog?" Going right into the lexicon as a phrase I cannot use ever in front of people

[velvetys]

The aborted hiring manger would’ve hired me

[barbieslutshamesken]

nothing was ever there to be taken

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[rednightmare18]

modding skyrim be like

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[autism69]

going

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I’m genuinely curious, has anybody ever played through Majora’s Mask and not been stressed out like… the whole time

[blackwingguru]

what part of majora’s mask is stressful? it’s the most beautiful game in the franchise, it fixes or betters every flaw ocarina had, and the story is fun and engaging, where’s the stress?

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[dryltt3]

sylvain: (making big sad eyes across the exam room at felix while they wait to get their cat microchipped)

felix: absolutely fucking not sylvain

sylvain: why. why don’t you wanna know where i am

[dryltt3]

felix: why do you have a picture of me in this amulet

sylvain: it’s a locket?

felix: are you trying to curse me

sylvain: no?? i like you?

felix: looks like a curse

dimitri: what’s going on?

felix: look at this

dimitri, frowning: why is someone trying to curse you

[inmemoriame]

NOBODY IN KINGDOM HEARTS IS A GOOD PERSON

Sora is UNEMPLOYED

Riku is AUTISTIC

Kairi is IRRELEVANT

Naminé is a SELFSHIPPER

Roxas is EMO

Axel is GAY

Xion is TRANSGENDER

Saïx is a KISSASS

Ventus is FROM A MOBILE GAME

Aqua is a WOMAN

Terra is STUPID

Vanitas has DADDY ISSUES

[yehudah]

my favorite greentext is white woman spotted

[yehudah]

me

[blightedbaedling]

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