someone: *talks shit about my favorite character*
me:

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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cherry valley forever
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if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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will byers stan first human second

@theartofmadeline

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
styofa doing anything
Not today Justin

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@hellokitttyy
someone: *talks shit about my favorite character*
me:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
2 million people aren’t wrong
I think I’ve reblogged this 12 times this month. The way my life is going right now I can’t risk it
Every time I see this post I say, “Ah shit”
Cassettes have side A and side B, so it’s logical that it’s successor would be CD
me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
this is the good luck opossum of 2018
she loves you and hopes you have a fantastic year
I love her and hope she has a fantastic year, too
did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid
“hogwarts’ fast train”
with such loveable characters as
and of course who could forget the four houses
and possibly the most dignified
I’m trying to figure out why all of the character names and house names are changed though 😂😂😂 like just because I visit another country doesn’t mean I now have a different name. Halp
Ideal date: we watch Harry Potter, I recite every line. you are very impressed.
First look at the new fantastic beasts movie
Over 25 Things You Can Add To Your Bullet Journal
This post was inspired by this article here. These additions are in no particular order.
1. Daily To-Do Lists: Sometimes it’s easy for busy people to forget important calls we need to make, things we need to buy, or work we need to get done.
2. Blog Post Ideas: Personally, I have a note app in my phone for this. But I can see why it might be better to dedicate a page in my journal for such.
3. Fitness Log: If you are anything like me (a.k.a. lazy), this could seem like a challenge to even add to your journal. In my habits log, I have a spot in my chart for physical activities. For you athletes, it’s probably best to have an entire section. (Tip: add the hours/minutes you work out, how much water you drink, and what activities you did)
4. Food Log: Keeping track of what you eat is super important. Sometimes we overeat and others we go to bed realizing we only ate breakfast. For those who want to be super-journalers, you could even add the calories/sugars/carbs to your log.
5. Gift Lists: Whether someone’s birthday, a holiday, or special occasion is on the way, or even in the future, keeping a list of gift ideas is so smart.
6. Grocery Lists: Personally, I do not agree with putting your grocery list in your bullet journal. My reasoning is that I am a creature of habit and I have always used a small notecard or note on my phone of the things I need to buy. Afterwards, I throw it out or delete it. But if you are someone who likes to bring a journal into the store, go for it. No judgement here.
7. Goals: You can keep up with goals by year, month, week, and/or day. It’s nice to have a written reminder of the things we want to accomplish.
8. Recipes and Food Prep Ideas: I’ve seen many journals that have recipes written down in them. It might even be smart to create a small folder in your journal for cut out recipes or ones you print off the Internet.
9. Daily Affirmations: YES! Tell yourself in words how important you are, how great your life is, and that you can do anything! I would do this on the top of every new page or create a page and write one a day.
10. Business Plans: For all of you that have your own business, this is a great idea. I have a section of my journal dedicated to my photography business.
11. Birthdays: Keep track of all the important birthdays; parents, siblings, celebrity crushes, dogs, presidents, great-aunts, great aunts, etc.
12. Work Hours Log: Incredibly important! When I babysat, I kept a log of which family paid me, for how many hours I was there, and with what kind of payment.
13. Wishlists: Make a list of things you are saving up for or hope to one day be able to have. Boats, cars, food, pets, cameras, etc.
14. Gratitude Log: It doesn’t have to be a holiday for you to be thankful for things. I have a page of people that I’m thankful for and a page for things, events, etc. that I am also thankful for.
15. Quotes: It’s good to keep yourself inspired. Write down quotes that make you feel good, sad, smile, etc. Song lyrics count as quotes!
16. Illustrations and Doodles: I actually have an entire other journal for doodling. It kind of looks like the Burn Book from Mean Girls, but that’s beside the point. (I can post pictures if you are curious)
17. Jokes: Ever think of a joke and scold yourself for not writing it down? I have and do constantly. You could also write down jokes that you didn’t come up with just to look back on and smile.
18. New Discoveries/Interesting Facts: I love finding out new things. Writing down what cool things I’ve learned might actually be a good idea since I am continuously learning and sometimes forget things I just discovered.
19. Travel Log: Did you go on vacation? Log it! Did you got to the mall? Write it down! Did you walk to the mailbox? Well…I guess you can log that too.
20. Family and Friend’s Favorites: Make a list of things that people like. Scents, places, colors, tv shows, etc. Know the people in your life.
21. DIY Projects: I have so many boards on Pinterest with DIY ideas. My room is like a huge DIY mess! I love it.
22. Chore List: Remember the trash? Oh that’s right, you didn’t because you didn’t have a fancy chore list in your journal! Dedicate a page to the things you need to get done around the house.
23. Bucketlist: I’ve seen some good pages for these. Crochet a blanket, skydive, travel across the country, go backpacking, write a book, buy a car, kill a man, drink some water, etc.
24. Story Ideas: Sometimes I will be driving to school, watching tv, dancing, and an idea for a story will hit me. I have a page of just short synopses of stories in my journal.
25. Period Log: People with periods, this is a great tool. I have an app and pages dedicated to my period. I keep track of my PMS Symptoms like acne and bloating, my Period Symptoms like cramps and nausea, and my Blood Flow. Sorry people without periods if this grosses you out, but guess what it’s not gross and it’s important for us to understand our period.
26. Words That Make You Happy: Some words are fun to say and others are fun to write. Put both in your journal! You could also add words that you want to use more often.
27. Things That Make You Happy: For example, in my journal, I have my favorite tv shows, scents that I like (freshly mowed grass), feelings I enjoy (a sunned carpet under my bare feet), or just random things that make me happy (mature oak trees with orange and yellow leaves next to a well build fence).
28. Monthly Habits: Get to know yourself and improve yourself! Things I keep in my habit log are my hydration levels, if I blogged that day, did I work, did I study, did I spend money, did I go to the movies, etc.
29. Story Titles: Sometimes a phrase pops into my head and I just think, “That would be a good book title.”
30. Made Up Words: This is something I recently started doing. I was playing Scrabble and I was trying to make a word, as the game goes, and I had the letters “B-O-O-L-I-E-S.” For some reason, it made me laugh.
owls are bullshit and here’s why
@dubydoods
this is what an owl looks like without feathers
look at it.
its like it came from the labyrinth.
thanks! i hate it
when someone tells you how bad your fav is
Harry Potter + Breaking News
Insp. (⚡)
There is never a time that this post isn’t funny
But her dress is purple? Why is it blue here?
Shout out to LOW maintenance friendships!!! the kind where we can live our lives and do our own thing, but link up and be just as close!!!!
I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.
Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!
😢 so cute!!!!
yes yes yes! ☺️
There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!
I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man
Being in a mid-2000s High School Health class and they show you this on DVD
Didn’t that turn out to be a load of bullshit that no-one can replicate the results of to this day?
Yep! His results were faked, and the entire film was basically anti-McDonald’s scaremongering, “poor people are stupid” and “fat people don’t get any sex”. It’s also thanks to this asshat that McDonald’s can’t advertise fuckin’ Happy Meals anymore and had to get rid of all their characters and their super size option, particularly because he claimed without evidence that they have a kid-fattening agenda, don’t list their nutritional info anywhere and have a mission statement from their CEO to make people sick and unhealthy from eating there for every single meal. On top of this, he actually tried to claim in a bonus experiment that McDonald’s fries aren’t actually fries because they don’t rot when left in an airtight container for a long time but all the burgers do–which is thanks to the oil and salt they’re loaded with, not some big conspiracy where the fries, which are processed and supplied by McCain in Canada, aren’t actually goddamn chopped potatoes–and equated the containers to a human stomach. Yes, cause the human stomach is an airtight container that food sits in for months, right? Spurlock, did veganism turn your brain completely off or something? Hell, the fucker even tried to claim credit for McDonald’s having salads, falsely stating at one point they didn’t have any before he “exposed” their EVIL PLANS.
Yeah, that’s another thing to remember, he’s apparently a vegan. He didn’t let anyone know he’s one, of course, he only mentioned his girlfriend is one, because it would’ve made his vomiting after a single McDonald’s meal, something literally no one else on the planet has done, seem less ZOMG SCARY.
Want a good film of this nature? Try Tom Naughton’s Fat Head instead, a film where a guy actively proves Spurlock wrong by actually losing weight while eating nothing but fast food for a month. He accomplishes this by NOT fucking gorging himself on the unhealthiest food choices, eating more meals than he claims or cutting out his usual physical activity. While he’s at it, he also exposes exactly why Spurlock is a total fraud. In the process, he gets actual doctors and nutrition experts to help him explain why everything you know about healthy eating is probably wrong or half-true, inform us about good and bad cholesterol, expose the real reasons behind the so-called “obesity epidemic” and point out why fat =/= unhealthy by default. Yeah, Naughton encourages viewers to try the paleo diet in the end, but at least it comes off more as a suggestion and doesn’t demonize anyone in the process.
Wow, everything I know is now a lie.
Also, to elaborate on this, Spurlock claimed that he was eating 5,000 calories a day, and yet when a Swedish university tried this very experiment with several different students, no one (I repeat, no one) could even come close to replicating the results.
So yeah, Spurlock basically lied to prove a point, who would have guessed
my fucking parents used this damn bullshit to fucking fat shame me all the goddamn time in the first while after it came out and i’m livid and relieved at the same damn time to know it’s the crock of shit i always thought it was
As a McD's fan, I love how intense this got.
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“he gave me bacon”
“i love bacon”
“i love him”
My mum always says “sometimes you don’t adopt a cat. sometimes a cat adopts you”
Sometimes?
congratulations on your new cat