helloorandomfandom

To boldly write what no one has written before

[sourdoughbf]

i made (subtle) pride flag lock screens!!

lesbian // bisexual

trans // gay

free to use, please reblog if u save!

[timsutton]

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

[fatphrodite]

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

[streetkit]

Iron deficiency gang rise up (but not too fast)

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury 

[pokemondiamondversion]

imagine if obama pronounced you guilty

[pokemondiamondversion]

it’d be the living embodiment of this meme

[b99-official]

Gina: Ever since Captain Holt learned about “Stan Language” he’s been going around the bullpen talking as if he’s on Twitter.

Holt: Oof, the call out, sis. The tea is scorching.

Gina: Please stop.

[rolarolakolakola]

PSA:

There’s a serious goddamn lack of imagines for the following:

- ImAllexx

- Memeulous

- WillNe

someone do something about it or I will. with this dead account.

[aplacecalledorange]

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

[txrantinx]

the last twilight movie came out in 2012. it is now 2018. i just want to know who the hell reblogged this 6 year old post onto my dash. because i love you

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

It actually made me go from hating the actors to loving them once I realized they thought the books and movies were as shitty as I thought they were

[the-darkest-of-souls]

@bennygal16

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

My question is why did you sign up to play the role if you hate it so much? I mean this is funny but STILL.

[chinloopa]

because

I would let a movie studio wax me and use me as a surfboard for a fraction of that bank. I don’t even remotely question his motives.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Understandable. Have a great day.

[gsgdfsdfsdgfdg-deactivated20191]

gumball snaps and kills james charles

[thyrell]

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

[fox-sanguinis]

For those of you that don’t know this is the sweet and loving kid that is the current voice of Gumball for Cartoon Network. He has a youtube channel and in there you will not find anything like this, because as I said this is a very sweet kid but he just goes completely ape shit when he saw the opportunity to kill James Charles

[redfrilled-moved]

i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

[redfrilled-moved]

Two headed calf moodboard

[aroboros]

[heavensickness]

[masked613]

#reblogging agaim just so ppl know that reason why the buddy cant stay alive is cuz hes gonna die in 2 days or less#two headed cows cant survive and usually are born dead and have a lot of medical problems#so rather than a tramatic death they get put down safely#cant keep him but can love him enough to not let him suffer

[roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg]

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[peachdisco]

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

[reikah-deactivated20190906]

every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony

like, what other song can make that claim?

[weezerpilled-deactivated2025082]

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[zodiacsociety]

Slice of happy :3

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

t'challa: we’re stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried

peter: she will find me anyways

shuri: who

duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

[earth-best-defender]

yo no voy hesitar bitch

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[disastrousqueer]

[sf3]

[letsby]

@collette04 if Death showed up she’d totally offer him out 🤣

[collette04]

For sure 😆🤣

[badjokesbyjeff]

Husband doing crosswords with his wife

Husband: emphatic no, five letters  

Wife: never

H: pistol, three letters  

W: gun

H: disgust, three letters  

W: ugh

H: charity, four letters  

W: give

H: female sheep, three letters  

W: ewe

H: Pixar movie, two letters  

W: Up

[eonthewingedwolf]

This post just came up behind me and stabbed me

[larissaloki]

Took me a few seconds

[robertsmithclone]

Rick rolled

[ruinedchildhood]

[wolfuhboo]

me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song:

[darkwingsnark]

Not to forget when Candace was in his body she was able to sweat milk.

[bizarrelovesquare-archive]

[redandfranticfeelings]

considering everyone in the family was totally accepting of the fact he could lay an egg, everyone in the family thus is aware of and loves their trans platypus

[ayellowbirds]

There’s also a scene where a professional platypus hunter makes mention of the venomous spurs of the male platypus—as i recall, Doofenshmirtz is surprised, and questions Perry about it, only to get a shrug in response and no indication that Perry has spurs in the first place…. 

[art-ichoke-deactivated20181219]

y’all forgetting he’s also gay

the gay trans icon we need

[sidonspussy-deactivated20190226]

I’ll never stop fucking reblogging this