[postoctobrist]

have you ever been to a cat cafe? what do you think of the idea?

I worry about having a kind of ‘thinking the stripper likes me’ relationship with an animal

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[dazzlerazz]

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

[approximateknowledge]

"this would be so good if it was good" might just be my favourite sentence to use when analysing any media

because it's not a meaningless thing to say

some things will always be mid at best, but sometimes things that suck could be so good, if only they were good

[straightboyfriend]

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

[ttaibhse]

i’m undiagnosing everyone’s everything. congratulations we are all free

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

[1percentcharge]

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show

[autoenucleate]

If a woman is evil it's okay, but if a man is evil, well I don't have time for that.

[mint-swirl]

if i had a nickel for every nickel i have, i do

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[fairycosmos]

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[threedollarsdotcom]

stuffed animals are literally alive and love you

[smeagles]

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

[killrockstar]

man voice Wow ive never met a girl who listens to music before. hey are you gonna eat that mouse btw.