The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.
It's like deviled eggs, but instead of taking the yolks out of the eggs, you just mash the entire boiled eggs into mush with a fork and mix the rest of the ingredients in there. Eaten from a bowl, with a fork or a spoon depending on the consistency. Or go at it labrador style with your face down in the bowl if you're like that. Not up to me.
That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T
How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.
A salad can just be a chopped mix of things. That’s egg salad alright. I put it on sandwiches. You can also put pickle relish and/or chopped onion in it.
If we go by the definition that any chopped mess of random bullshit counts as a salad, then I guess I'm a salad.
So etymologically speaking, anything that has had salt sprinkled on it is a salad
From old french "salade": something that has been salted
✔️salty
✔️chopped
✔️random bullshit
Ah fuck, I am a salad.
